"In 2008 a man from the land of crack was sent to the reserves for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from an athletics arena to the Manchester metrolink system. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a disguised Premier League Football player of skill and class. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire...BIG PHILLY C!"
DER DER DER DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....DER DER DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
HUGHES OUT STILL.