Official Tevez Song

[Anonymous]

If we`re sticking to the herman munster head tune:

United couldn`t pay the fee Tevez Tevez,
Now he plays for Man City Tevez Tevez,
He used to be a dirty red
But now he plays in blue instead
Carlos Tevez City through and through

Or last line .... Carlos Tevez City 32 (just a guess at his squad number?).

Thoughts?

Gets My Vote!!!

If we're going to have to sing that shite repetative and boring song then the version above gets my vote.

 

[Nevizade]

We used to have a song for you Tevez, Tevez
You were a red but now you're Blue Tevez, Tevez
United thought you were rather flash but couldn't afford to pay the cash
Carlos Tevez born to be a blue

or to really wind them up, a take on their 'City are massive' song

to the tune of 'he's got the whole world in his hands'

We got your best striker who you couldn't afford,
We got your best striker who you couldn't afford,
We got your best striker who you couldn't afford,
cos City are a massive club

 

[WillS]

My version lol

United Couldnt pay for you, Tevez, Tevez
But Al Mubarak had to, Tevez, Tevez (Al Moooobarak to make it ryme)
We sing this song just for you
Youve fucked the reds and now your blue
Carlos Tevez, said fuckoff to Man United

NANANANANANA
NANANANANANA
NANANANANANA
Carlos Tevez said fuckoff to Man United

 

[Tevez]

Please sing this one for me

Fergie Fergie sign him up

Fergie F*CKED IT UP

Adios for now.

 

[Barry Conlons wig]

He hated wearing that red shit TEVEZ TEVEZ
He looks much better in blue instead TEVEZ TEVEZ
Our Chairman Khaldoon said iv got some loose change
we'll have tevez and barry as well
Carlos tevez hates the fucking rags


na na na na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

carlos tevez hates the fucking rags

 

[mancitydreamteam]

HE USED TO PLAY WITH JOHN OSHEA TEVEZ TEVEZ
HE SAID SORRY JOHN I DONT BEND THAT WAY TEVEZ TEVEZ
HE SAID JOHN F**K YOU CAUSE IM A BLUE
SO GO TRY YOUR LUCK WITH RONALDO INSTEAD
CAUSE I AM CITYS NEW SUPER 32


I SORT OF STOLE THE LAST LINE FROM SOMEONE BUT IT WAS JUST A QUICK ONE

 

[curley_earley]

He never passed his driving test, Tevez, Tevez
He ended up in Fergies nest, Tevez, Tevez
The rags are skint, their going bust
And now the boy, he plays for us
Carlos Tevez, City's number 12 (probably, or 11, or 27, or 28!!!!?)

 

[chrisi]

ARGENTINA ARGENTINA !!!
would be great to chant that to zab an tevez

 

[Anonymous]

ARGENTINA ARGENTINA !!!
would be great to chant that to zab an tevez

Would be truely embarrasing.

 

[mcfcmatt]

ARGENTINA ARGENTINA !!!
would be great to chant that to zab an tevez

Noooooo! we would sound like the Rags!