whosonthebench said:My mate likes to make up his own rhyming slang, which cracks me up when ever I hear a new one because they're shit.
Union Jack - back
Plates of meat - feet
canoes - shoes
bobby moore - floor
I have a mate like that too
Nigel Ben - Ten
Jack and Jill - Till
Eddy Izzard - Card
They are so random they just crack me up.