Old songs

[PlattLaneAroma]

Charming little ditty from the '70's

Walking down Maine Rd swinging a chain,
Saw a cockney, asked his name.
Kicked him in the balls and stabbed him in the head.
Now that cockney - is dead.

Was there one which started 'Zigger, Zagger, Zigger Zagger, Man City ?

 

[VP81]

One from the bad old days

Spurs are on their way to ....

Followed by hissing.

Spurs are on their way to Iceland Pingu,s gonna freeze em again we can't stop em the kids from Tottenham the kids from White Hart lane ," edit for 2020 "

 

[levets]

We'd boo now we're that poor at corners :)

However, both goals v Leicester were from corners

 

[blue b4 the moon]

However, both goals v Leicester were from corners

Haha yeah but even a clock is right twice a day.

 

[manclad]

Kick em all
Kick em all
The long and the short and the tall

If you see any red shit then fuckin well boot em

Come on you blues kick em all

We sing and we chant and we sway
The Kippax is coming your way
If you see any red shit
Well fucking well boot it
Come on the Blues kick em all.

 

[VP81]

We sing and we chant and we sway
The Kippax is coming your way
If you see any red shit
Well fucking well boot it
Come on the Blues kick em all.

Old song's. Is the thread. If you're feeling sad and lonely and your heart just skips a beat you'll get your f#####g head kicked in if you come in the kippax street if you walk into the parkside you'll hear that famous roar come on utd b#####ds we're the Joey Mercer boys we're the boy's from the kippax We're Loyal and we're blue and when we meet utd We're ready for a do we'll fight with no surrender we'll fight until we drop we'll fight fight fight for the Man City until we reach the top

 

[Eds]

Can’t remember how it started but it ended

We used our heads
And we used our feet
Now they’re buried together
On the kippax street


(10,20,30,40 ,50 or more? West Ham tried and West Ham died?)

Dementia

That's a Stockport song.
After the turn of the century in the clear blue skies over Edgeley
There came a roaring and a thunder like you'd never heard
When Stockport County had scored their third
On to the pitch came the boys in blue
We beat Palace and West Ham too
West Ham tried and West Ham died
And we buried them alive on the popular side
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
The West Ham fans couldn't take any more
So we used our heads and we used our feet
And they ran like f**k down Castle Street

I do remember hearing in a pub in Walsall en route to Full Members someone singing about West Ham along the line of this, if anyone knows the lyrics please add.

The West Ham came in one by one hurrah, hurrah
The West Ham came in one by one hurrah, hurrah
The West Ham came in one by one
And one by one they all got done
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

Carried on with verses two by two, three by three etc

Ten by ten was 'we done 'em again' no idea of the rest, memory a bit hazy

 

[Corky]

Loving Feeling - We've gto Terry Phelan
David White is very fast, he's fast fast and more fast, David White is very fast.

 

[King KdB of Belgium]

Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
Don't go down to Old Trafford
Because it stinks of his diaoreah.
Or

 

[PlattLaneAroma]

Joe Mercer,Joe Mercer,
Is it true what people say,
That we're going to win .. The Football League

Grocer Jack - Excerpt from a Teenage Opera (1967)