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You sure it was Greece..???

Could have been any European beach TRB but one of the Greek islands we holidayed on....

First time I went abroad with my ex Mrs was to Cala Millor Majorca In 91. I'd never seen topless young ladies in skimpy bikini bottoms before and being a virile young man my eyes were like pickles on sticks, topless totty abounded. Now my Mrs was(and still is) very attractive and although I was totally faithful and loved her dearly I couldn't help notice a gorgeous group of Dutch beauties lay their towels no more than 3 yards behind us.

I was lay on my stomach at the time chilled out catching the sun, headphones in. Mrs sunbathing and most likely reading a novel and in her element. As the girls lay sunbathing I couldn't help but notice., especially when they went topless. I soon got a semi on and before I knew it, well put it this way, if I stood up they could have hung their towel on it. My Mrs said my back was starting to burn and peel but the was oblivious I had a fuckin' hard on, budgies head popping out the top of my smugglers and straining.

She said - "why don't you turn over and lay on your back, you're burning up".... No, I'll be alright love(guilty gulp I think she sussed out why I wouldn't) just rub some more cream in if you would please"... She fell for it and when she finished I noticed she wasn't looking so I discreetly put my towel around me and changed into my beach shorts, baggy enough to hide the bulge.

"C'mon love I think we'll go and get a drink and bite to eat".... Just as we were leaving I saw an impression in the sand(think a mini version of Dorset's Cerne Abbas if you catch my drift; ) and quickly rubbed out the impression with my foot in red faced embarrassment before we walked off the beach. I think one of the Dutch girls sussed me and gave a wry smile, and my wife's intuition suggested she had an inkling as to why my back was burnt and my chest wasn't lol; )

True tale..... But I wasn't a dirty old man looking to perv like weirdo watch spring Wally, and that's a big difference.
True tale...
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