Dateline July 29th 1990, it was just another scorching hot day in the City of Nizhny Tagil, but little did the world know at that time, on that special day, a child was born, a child destined for greatness, a child with whom hours of typing on small keyboards late at night on the worlds premier Manchester city related fan forum website, would be lost for ever more, chewing through oodles of sustainable Eco sourced electrons, late night kebabs, lakes of Rioja and the odd 7 year old chewit found down the back of the sofa one night whilst trying in vain to wrestle Gladys (45 year old, red head, recently divorced and gagging) underwear off.
The majesty of the moment, the dawn of a new footballing civilisation based on pure unadulterated cliches of the highest order, was about to be unleashed on a disbelieving, disorganised, Gladys infatuated, round ball obsessed world of humanity.
Oleg Shatov became.
And the world was changed forever.
The majesty of the moment, the dawn of a new footballing civilisation based on pure unadulterated cliches of the highest order, was about to be unleashed on a disbelieving, disorganised, Gladys infatuated, round ball obsessed world of humanity.
Oleg Shatov became.
And the world was changed forever.