On A Serious Note: How much lower can those ****'* stoop?

Doctor: Well that is a fuckin hideous thing you have stuck there, only surgery can remove it.

Shirt: I don't care how much it costs get the horrible **** off me.
 
Chill out lads, there is a City fan inside all of those rag ***** it wont take more than one crap season for them to give birth to more and come into the light!! The stupid twat and his mini him will be drying their eyes on that shroud come the 22nd September.....!!
 
Here I was thinking that Liverpool where the big rivals pmsl.

He will be another no mark Rag who has never been because and I quote, "just couldn't get a ticket, honest".
 
I think theyve raised the bar a little, the tool obviously ate it. This is bettr than them coonts trying to poison Manchester school kids with rancid meat eh Mr Edwards.
 
talkativesprout said:
Doctor: Well that is a fuckin hideous thing you have stuck there, only surgery can remove it.

Shirt: I don't care how much it costs get the horrible **** off me.
Gotta stop reading BM whilst on conf calls. Just burst out laughing again.
 
Joycee Banercheck said:
I hate the 'he's from Heywood' stance. We are better than that, and I aint seen him in the wood, so no.
It seems he's not from Heywood but levenshulme. He looked like somebody I knew from Heywood, which is full of the worse plastic rags around.
Not sure why you're getting so defensive, I presume you live there so should be aware of the shithole it is.
 
Pablo1 said:
Joycee Banercheck said:
I hate the 'he's from Heywood' stance. We are better than that, and I aint seen him in the wood, so no.
It seems he's not from Heywood but levenshulme. He looked like somebody I knew from Heywood, which is full of the worse plastic rags around.
Not sure why you're getting so defensive, I presume you live there so should be aware of the shithole it is.

Heywood born and bred here and whilst it may be a shithole, it's our fucking shithole!
 
blueinsa said:
Pablo1 said:
Joycee Banercheck said:
I hate the 'he's from Heywood' stance. We are better than that, and I aint seen him in the wood, so no.
It seems he's not from Heywood but levenshulme. He looked like somebody I knew from Heywood, which is full of the worse plastic rags around.
Not sure why you're getting so defensive, I presume you live there so should be aware of the shithole it is.

Heywood born and bred here and whilst it may be a shithole, it's our fucking shithole!
Agreed, I lived there for a part of my life and went to school at Sutherland so feel I'm in a position to make that statement. My own town of Middleton isn't much better mate. I've got plenty of good mates from monkey town, they're all match going blues though, which in a place full of plastic rag twats is good going! :-)
 
I can happily state for the record that my face has never been that close to my father's naked anus.

Is this what rags do? It explains a lot.

'Come on son, put your utd shirt on, I'm getting my arse out in a minute'.
 
Hard to tell which is uglier , his arse or his face !
 

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