One Night Stands

[DelToro]

Fast-forward sex or not. As long as all involved enjoyed it (unsure whether it was 3some or not), that's all that matters.

Cobblers. No woman I've had sex with has ever enjoyed it.

What about them?

Nailed any recently?

 

[Len Rum]

Had quite a few over the years. Most were fine, some were memorable for the wrong reasons.

Worst one was a scouser I ended up with in a B&B in Blackpool.

We'd been doing some, as the swimming pool sign says, heavy petting in the club and she'd made it obvious what she wanted. Went back to my room. After we'd stripped off and got into bed she grabbed my head and pushed it between her legs, after a minute or so she pulled it to one side and sort of rested it on her inner thigh. She slid over onto her hip, stuck her arse over the edge of the bed and let one rip.

She uttered the immortal words 'Better out than in' and slid herself back and pushed my head back. 'Didn't want that in your face did you? she quite rightly I must add, said.

Needless to say after that I really wasn't in the mood.

Maybe your small willy had failed to impress her and she decided to put you off.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Fast-forward sex or not. As long as all involved enjoyed it (unsure whether it was 3some or not), that's all that matters.

Cobblers. No woman I've had sex with has ever enjoyed it.

What about them?

Nailed any recently?

Just show me scaffolding plank, one scaffolding plank, thats all I need

 

[bluemoon32]

Split up with my ex last year and had 5 one night stands this year and found them completely souless experiences if i'm honest.
Felt a bit weird playing the field at 46 and personally i find sex without emotion a bit shit, now back with my ex and much more content.
What a boring c*nt i am

 

[Ducado]

Split up with my ex last year and had 5 one night stands this year and found them completely souless experiences if i'm honest.
Felt a bit weird playing the field at 46 and personally i find sex without emotion a bit shit, now back with my ex and much more content.
What a boring c*nt i am

Nothing boring about that mate, you are telling it as it is

 

[Bill]

problem with one night stands is finding an excuse next morning when you want to dart.

 

[city saint]

problem with one night stands is finding an excuse next morning when you want to fart.

edited for you

 

[andy h]

Tales of one night stands?

Calling Mr Cunny, calling Mr Cunny...........

 

[BackofJeanette]

Tales of one night stands?

Calling Mr Cunny, calling Mr Cunny...........

Really disappointed, 6 pages in and no sign of Mr Cunny...

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

problem with one night stands is finding an excuse next morning when you want to dart.

Keep out of the black and into the red, you get nothing in this game for two in a bed.



Jim Bowen.