One Night Stands

[Pelly Greeny]

But if you want to fantasise about it .......... Lol

 

[andy h]

But if you want to fantasise about it .......... Lol

Why does the phrase "Nom, nom, nom" come to mind?

 

[Pelly Greeny]

But if you want to fantasise about it .......... Lol

Why does the phrase "Nom, nom, nom" come to mind?

Samir thought it was funny if nobody else did ;-)

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[Drewmanc]

problem with one night stands is finding an excuse next morning when you want to dart.

This^^

Schoolboy error fellas. Be gone before the sun is up. No excuses, just easy street home for shower/antibiotics as required.

I've had a few and this works the best.

 

[Pelly Greeny]

problem with one night stands is finding an excuse next morning when you want to dart.

This^^

Schoolboy error fellas. Be gone before the sun is up. No excuses, just easy street home for shower/antibiotics as required.

I've had a few and this works the best.

No need for all that. You might miss out on the morning sex too.

Just say your mobile battery is flat - so they can't check the number by ringing you there and then - give them a made up one and tell them to ring you later. Or have another number just for these sort of things - you never know, you might want to call round again sometime ;-)

 

[SiMCFC]

Years ago when my first long term girlfriend split up with me, I ended up on a week long bender with a load of mates that didn't have jobs that I hadn't seen for a while, ended up meeting a lass who was studying at the Uni and basically was quite blunt about what she wanted, cut a long story short Mr Romantic decided Travelodge is the best place for the deed (on a Friday night) go in, and ask to book a room and got the biggest nastiest stare off the girl behind the counter who happened to be my sisters mate, in the end just so I didn't look like a totally heartless/horrible bastard I booked the room for 3 nights... I was back in town an hour later and spent the next 2 nights dodging her!

 

[Bill]

Years ago when my first long term girlfriend split up with me, I ended up on a week long bender with a load of mates that didn't have jobs that I hadn't seen for a while, ended up meeting a lass who was studying at the Uni and basically was quite blunt about what she wanted, cut a long story short Mr Romantic decided Travelodge is the best place for the deed (on a Friday night) go in, and ask to book a room and got the biggest nastiest stare off the girl behind the counter who happened to be my sisters mate, in the end just so I didn't look like a totally heartless/horrible bastard I booked the room for 3 nights... I was back in town an hour later and spent the next 2 nights dodging her!

You should have cancelled the other two rooms before midday for a full refund :)