Oops, Didnt quite work out trying to be a Wag for her

[moon]

Why has she got a manager ? Does she think she is a celebrity ?

Silly girl, if it takes that long for her to realise she is being conned she deserves it, oh and we have had the Pill since the mid 60's.

Will be enough fame to get on big brother or im a celebrity

 

[BlueTG]

C'mon fellas. Haven't we all used the "I'm a footballer" line.

I nearly got away with it by pretending to be a Stalybridge Celtic player prior to an FA Cup tie at Southport.

Was going well till this nurse I was dancing with suddenly clicked

"Why are you in a club at 12:30 the night before a game"

Injured said my mates just as I said suspended.

Promised her two tickets for the game. Still don't know to this day if she stood at the players entrance waiting

She must have been a catch if she's eager to snap up free tickets to a Stalybridge Celtic tie..