Opening ceremony

[Slicker than Sommeil]

World wide web?

Never catch on.

I'd give him a round of applause but it's difficult one-handed.

Brilliant.

 

[mammutly]

This is like a bad version of the Eurovision Song Contest...

Exactly right

Miserable fucking bastards.

Brilliant so far.

Nurses saying Sssshhh for 5 fucking minutes and wankers in top hats doing the hand jive! Fucking amazing, mate.

 

[dave55]

I'm hoping that's the last time we see Beckham tonight but I fear not

i timed that piss right there then didn't, thank fuck

oh shit, spoke too soon, hope the fucker falls in and drowns

 

[stony]

Has Louis Spence pranced in holding his Olympic ring yet ?

Easy tiger. Your time will come!

There's not enough hate yet Jim and Louis would solve that through the medium of dance.

 

[LoveCity]

FUCKING BECKHAM.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Please crash into the bridge...damn.

 

[stony]

I hope that boat fucking sinks

 

[DannyBoy2890]

Hope he falls in.

 

[Blue Haze]

Not to offend anyone, but I don't think Britain should have shied away from telling your history. British history is pretty amazing, Magna Carta, English kings, the Empire, etc. Guessing these were deemed too political and cut, which is a shame.

 

[80s Shorts]

awesome....felt really proud when they hoisted the rings out of the industrial revolution for some reason

Same here mate.