Opening ceremony

[supa-dapa-dan]

Where's the terrorist Mandela?

Pissing on golda meir's corpse.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Was that Beckham in a boat,not a hair out of place,brilliant.....

 

[johnny on the spot]

If it's Beckham they can fuck off.

 

[jimharri]

Has Louis Spence pranced in holding his Olympic ring yet ?

Easy tiger. Your time will come!

There's not enough hate yet Jim and Louis would solve that through the medium of dance.

I sense a bit of a man crush for Mr (Mrs?) Spence. Nowt to be ashamed of. Unburden yourself.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Exactly right

Miserable fucking bastards.

Brilliant so far.

Nurses saying Sssshhh for 5 fucking minutes and wankers in top hats doing the hand jive! Fucking amazing, mate.

And top it off with that effeminate rag shitbag will just about make it fab...

Garbage.

 

[Rascal]

Where's the terrorist Mandela?

Sat laughing at you i expect

 

[fy6blue]

awesome....felt really proud when they hoisted the rings out of the industrial revolution for some reason

The satanic mills of the 'bridge probably

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Not to offend anyone, but I don't think Britain should have shied away from telling your history. British history is pretty amazing, Magna Carta, English kings, the Empire, etc. Guessing these were deemed too political and cut, which is a shame.

And what did we get instead? Mr Bean and David fucking Beckham.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Abide with me. FA Cup final only you cunts.

 

[Mayor West]

Loving this bit.