Opening ceremony

[Glyn]

Wow!
Rewind to the close up of the girl in the Kuwait team.

 

[another generation]

Apparently there are 150,000 free condoms available in the Olympic Village.
And they expect to run out before the games are over...

You didn't hear that on the BBC.

 

[Deleted member 14625]

Why haven't they got Queen Rania of Jordan here? Olympic fail.

She's not at the Olympics because she's here on BM!

 

[MeatnSpudsMCFC]

When Germany come out... bit awkward.

 

[bluemonkey71]

Some proper Minge in the Finnish team

You are Danny Dyer and I claim my £20!

That's propa nawty

 

[Rammy Blue]

Wow!
Rewind to the close up of the girl in the Kuwait team.

Yep, she was a treat.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Burley goes onto say...

"Thank God the athletes have arrived! Now we can move on from leftie multi-cultural crap. Bring back red arrows, Shakespeare and the Stones! "


So paying tribute to the NHS is "leftie crap"... no surprise to hear such bullshit from a Tory.

Craig Burley?

Aidan Burley... conservative MP.

George Burley - Former Scotland manager?

 

[jimharri]

Some proper Minge in the Finnish team

You are Danny Dyer and I claim my £20!

That's propa nawty

Don't be such an 'orrible kant!<br /><br />-- Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:16 pm --<br /><br />

Craig Burley?

Aidan Burley... conservative MP.

George Burley - Former Scotland manager?

Kay Burley, MILF-y Sky newsreader?

 

[80s Shorts]

Time for a spliff and/or wink now.

I always like to do one of the above to mark a special occasion so that I can remember where I was and what I was doing when someone asks me at a future date in time.

You wink on special occasions?

Freak

It's how I react to being stoned, I turn into Harry Redknapp!

Nah, obviously I meant wank, I like to mark special occasions with a wank if possible.

You mums birthday ?

 

[AntonDonJuan]

Time for a spliff and/or wink now.

I always like to do one of the above to mark a special occasion so that I can remember where I was and what I was doing when someone asks me at a future date in time.

You wink on special occasions?

Freak

It's how I react to being stoned, I turn into Harry Redknapp!

Nah, obviously I meant wank, I like to mark special occasions with a wank if possible.

You meant wink, don't backtrack now hippy boy.

I'm right you're wrong.

So fuck you