Barcon
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Yeah, two coffees later and my brain kicked in. I thought it might be one of those new insults that the kids use like gammon or melt.
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Opening mouth before brain engages
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manchester blue
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I once said to a lady, who worked in my team, that was waiting at the entrance door at home time, “ Have you no home to go to?”
She said she was waiting for (boy’s name).
“Is that your son?” I asked.
No, my boyfriend. I’m only twenty, was her rather curt reply! :)
Bit frosty the next day!
She said she was waiting for (boy’s name).
“Is that your son?” I asked.
No, my boyfriend. I’m only twenty, was her rather curt reply! :)
Bit frosty the next day!
Bill
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One valentine's day i was paying a bill at tameside town hall. The girl serving was fucking huge. Just then inter flora turn up with a bouquet of flowers. I asked who they were for ,me she said excitedly, i said "yeh right" seriously whose are they?
The look was just wonderful.
The look was just wonderful.
kaz7
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I was trying really hard on the manc trip to control myself but still managed to tell mrs barcon that i love her husband and later sniffed my arm pits and said i don't think my deodarent is going to last out,that wasa tame day ha
Mad Eyed Screamer
Moderator
Was at a works conference at Bolton Wanderers ground late 2000's when they were struggling at the bottom of the PL.
Got in the lift with other folk i didn't know.
As the doors closed, the automatic voice said "going down"
"Yes you are!" I replied immediately and a couple of mutterings could be heard behind me. I didnt dare turn around!
Got in the lift with other folk i didn't know.
As the doors closed, the automatic voice said "going down"
"Yes you are!" I replied immediately and a couple of mutterings could be heard behind me. I didnt dare turn around!
Barcon
Well-Known Member
I was trying really hard on the manc trip to control myself but still managed to tell mrs barcon that i love her husband and later sniffed my arm pits and said i don't think my deodarent is going to last out,that wasa tame day ha
Should have told me. We could of had a threesome.
kaz7
Well-Known Member
Now you tell me lolShould have told me. We could of had a threesome.
Mad Eyed Screamer
Moderator
Just been Tango-d?What does that mean?
Barcon
Well-Known Member
Now you tell me lol
Not sure if Bimbo would have been up for it though. He's not like Drone.
kaz7
Well-Known Member
Bimbs is up for anything,he is naughty that oneNot sure if Bimbo would have been up for it though. He's not like Drone.