ouija board exp's

[kye1991]

lived on a navy base in portsmouth for 9 months and when you put 270 teenagers in one accommodation block we generally get up to no good and these were all the rage for a few weeks leaving some people attending the base church a few times and sleeping with a bible, now iv never had anything to do with them as i am shit scared of ghosts whether that makes me a massive fag or sensible is upto you so just wondering if you guys have had any experience with these

 

[Carstairs]

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[kye1991]

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good,point

 

[Never Mind The Pollocks]

Did one once when me and a load of mates were about 14. I just pushed it round to make it spell stuff, scared the shit out of my mates. I guarantee there is one twat in every group like me who just pushes it round to scare everyone. Simple explanation.

 

[burning blue soul]

mate, mate, mate, there is no life inside an piece of plyboard and an empty up turned glass. when you look at it logically the human will to believe in this shit is what makes things happen.

ghost are a joke, please see my list as posted in a previous thread.


rules for ghosts

1. they are nocturnal, cant come out during the day because its not spooky enough
2. they can only abide in old houses/pubs or derelict castles/hospitals
3. they cannot have presence in a new building that is light and airy and not spooky
4. they cannot haunt a building with cctv in it
5. they are only able to move a plate 6 inches to the left or push a door open slightly or make you feel a bit chilly
6. they can only make spooky sounds, conversations or joke telling is strictly forbidden
7. they must have at least one human idiot present to be believed
8. they must only be photographed in very vague lighting situations that can be easily explained away by intelligent people
9. they must only show themselves to small groups of people or people on their own, no large groups
10. they must have a decent background story and be interesting, morbid and grizzly, ghosts could never be of a happy soul or the ghost of a golden retriever dog that licks people

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

 

[Pigeonho]

270 teenagers, some of which i'm sure must be female and all you do is experiment with a Ouija Board?!

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

mate, mate, mate, there is no life inside an piece of plyboard and an empty up turned glass. when you look at it logically the human will to believe in this shit is what makes things happen.

ghost are a joke, please see my list as posted in a previous thread.


rules for ghosts

1. they are nocturnal, cant come out during the day because its not spooky enough
2. they can only abide in old houses/pubs or derelict castles/hospitals
3. they cannot have presence in a new building that is light and airy and not spooky
4. they cannot haunt a building with cctv in it
5. they are only able to move a plate 6 inches to the left or push a door open slightly or make you feel a bit chilly
6. they can only make spooky sounds, conversations or joke telling is strictly forbidden
7. they must have at least one human idiot present to be believed
8. they must only be photographed in very vague lighting situations that can be easily explained away by intelligent people
9. they must only show themselves to small groups of people or people on their own, no large groups
10. they must have a decent background story and be interesting, morbid and grizzly, ghosts could never be of a happy soul or the ghost of a golden retriever dog that licks people

Add to that list the fact that you never hear of any dinosaur ghosts. Which is a shame.

 

[CTID1988]

Weird how there's no caveman ghosts, always seem to be Tudor times or later.
Absolute bollarcks

 

[jma]

I can just imagine, if there is such thing as an afterlife, a load of dead people all there, desperate to get a message to their loved ones about something that is really important to them.

All these dead people, sat about.

"Come on, God, Allah, The Giant Mystic Elelphant or whoever is in charge, please allow me to pass on this message."

And the bloke in charge comes back and says to all these dead people

"you see, when we were designing the afterlife and all these all powerful mystical forces made it so, making everything mystical and on Earth and throughout space, the one fuck up we made is regarding passing on messages.

We were going to have a smooth and caring way for dead people to pass messages on. But the prick in charge of designing that bit was a bit of a cowboy and it seems that he fucked it up. Now, thanks to his incompetence, the only way of passing messages on is for us to wait until a group of pissed idiots get a glass and talk bollocks whilst holding hands. Then one of us can go back and pass on some message about having left the oven on or something."

So, yeah, dead people are there, waiting on some sort of rota, for pissed idiots to form a circle and get a glass cos otherwise their messages are fucked and all this mystical afterlife goes to shit.

"Eh, Stanley, get your best suit on, I think 4 pissed teenage lads in Milton Keynes are having a ouija board this Friday. You're next on the rota. Here's your chance to tell Kelvin to inform Ethel that you really loved her and that shagging Beryl in the wash house meant nothing to you."