Our balotelli song is famous...

Chrisja1000 said:
I'm going to get slaughtered for this but what the actual words!!
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OOOOOOO Balotelli, he's a striker, he's good at darts
an allergy to grass , but when he plays he's fuckin' class,
he drives around Moss Side with a wallet full of cash .....

OOOOOO Balotelli .....

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OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
AN ALLERGY TO GRASS BUT WHEN HE PLAYS HE'S FUCKING CLASS,
HE DRIVE'S AROUND MOSS SIDE WITH A WALLET FULL OF CASH,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE WINKED AT MAN UNITED AND HE SHOOK THE FUCKERS UP,
HE'S GOING BACK TO WEMBLEY AND WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CUP,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE BUY'S ALL TOP MOTORS AND HE SMASHES EM ALL UP,
HE PARKS WHERE HE WANTS AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK,
OOOOOOOO BALOTELLI!
 
barney* said:
OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
AN ALLERGY TO GRASS BUT WHEN HE PLAYS HE'S FUCKING CLASS,
HE DRIVE'S AROUND MOSS SIDE WITH A WALLET FULL OF CASH,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE WINKED AT MAN UNITED AND HE SHOOK THE FUCKERS UP,
HE'S GOING BACK TO WEMBLEY AND WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CUP,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE BUY'S ALL TOP MOTORS AND HE SMASHES EM ALL UP,
HE PARKS WHERE HE WANTS AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK,
OOOOOOOO BALOTELLI!
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Beautiful
 
OHHHHHHHH TONY PULIS HE'S A WANKER HE WEARS THE SHOP
HE ALWAYS SEEMS TO LOSE WHEN HE PLAYS THE MIGHTY BLUES
AM SURE I SEEN HIM CRYING IN THE EARLY EVENING NEWS.
 
Hamann Pineapple said:
barney* said:
OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
AN ALLERGY TO GRASS BUT WHEN HE PLAYS HE'S FUCKING CLASS,
HE DRIVE'S AROUND MOSS SIDE WITH A WALLET FULL OF CASH,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE WINKED AT MAN UNITED AND HE SHOOK THE FUCKERS UP,
HE'S GOING BACK TO WEMBLEY AND WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CUP,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE BUY'S ALL TOP MOTORS AND HE SMASHES EM ALL UP,
HE PARKS WHERE HE WANTS AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK,
OOOOOOOO BALOTELLI!
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Beautiful
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Brilliant, quite simply!
 
barney* said:
OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
AN ALLERGY TO GRASS BUT WHEN HE PLAYS HE'S FUCKING CLASS,
HE DRIVE'S AROUND MOSS SIDE WITH A WALLET FULL OF CASH,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE WINKED AT MAN UNITED AND HE SHOOK THE FUCKERS UP,
HE'S GOING BACK TO WEMBLEY AND WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CUP,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE BUY'S ALL TOP MOTORS AND HE SMASHES EM ALL UP,
HE PARKS WHERE HE WANTS AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK,
OOOOOOOO BALOTELLI!
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CLASS!
 
barney* said:
OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
AN ALLERGY TO GRASS BUT WHEN HE PLAYS HE'S FUCKING CLASS,
HE DRIVE'S AROUND MOSS SIDE WITH A WALLET FULL OF CASH,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE WINKED AT MAN UNITED AND HE SHOOK THE FUCKERS UP,
HE'S GOING BACK TO WEMBLEY AND WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CUP,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,

HE BUY'S ALL TOP MOTORS AND HE SMASHES EM ALL UP,
HE PARKS WHERE HE WANTS AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK,
OOOOOOOO BALOTELLI!
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This is why I have supported City for 57 years, thanks for making me smile absolute quality!!
 
We stopped over in Leicester Square for the Cup Final and this tune was booming out of all the bars and pubs long into the night, even the Cockneys were intrigued by it and were coming up asking us the words and what they meant.
 
i8rags said:
mint.
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Lamb choppin brilliant.

Which reminds me, why does the ad at the top/bottom of each page keep trying to entice me with "The best <insert food here> in Haslingden"? I don't even live there!

"The best Lobster in Haslingden"... like there's going to be much competition ;o)

(curry would interest me on the other hand, oh aye - the Millon rules all!)
 
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