Our Floodlights

Maybe we can try this, it's the holidays. I think our focus should be on trying to fix our embarrassing defense.

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It does seem strange that our dip in home form has come since the lights have been on for the games. Every time we have been done by a ball over the top. Could it be that our defenders are struggling to pick the flight of the ball as it drops down out of the light? Or is it just because they are shit?

The floodlights or the players?
 
Oh I get it yeah, you all think it's funny don't you, well this is not a laughing matter, has anyone thought of the Cataract sufferers, I'm sure they're pissed off with the lights, in fact I'll bet you some of em don't even come and that's why we've got loads of empty seats. Well I don't care, gonna write to the club
 
Is this actually a thing?
like do you guys on that side of the pond seriously care about the design of the lighting structures?
-or is there legitimately a problem that the players have brought up?
 
I think this can be tied to the atmosphere thread. Nobody sings anymore because they're lit up like a Christmas tree and don't want to look like c%#ts. Also, I can remember how excited I used to get seeing the lights at Maine Rd from miles away....and the tension building in me as a result as i got closer and closer. Must have had a bigger effect on the players. The lack of atmosphere is the biggest contributor to our current dip in form. Whoever came up with the deaign was clearly a rag. Anthony Taylor doesn't work as a lighting designer in his spare time does he?
 
I think this can be tied to the atmosphere thread. Nobody sings anymore because they're lit up like a Christmas tree and don't want to look like c%#ts. Also, I can remember how excited I used to get seeing the lights at Maine Rd from miles away....and the tension building in me as a result as i got closer and closer. Must have had a bigger effect on the players. The lack of atmosphere is the biggest contributor to our current dip in form. Whoever came up with the deaign was clearly a rag. Anthony Taylor doesn't work as a lighting designer in his spare time does he?
Too busy going to the bank with his brown envelopes to have another job.
 
Is this actually a thing?
like do you guys on that side of the pond seriously care about the design of the lighting structures?
-or is there legitimately a problem that the players have brought up?

Oh there's a problem that the players have brought up all right............ or should that be all light? They just don't like having to get one of the ball boys to climb up there to switch the lights on, elf and safety don't like it. :-)
 

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