Our stars NEED songs of their own, who's in charge of this?

[Anonymous]

don't understand why this aint good enough:

Adebayor, Adeayorrrr
Give him the baaaall,
And He will scoreee!

Because it's got competition! ;o)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxam3OkX-Zk[/youtube]

Quality! The description says it's starting at Pompey, you goin?

 

[mblue]

joleon lescott is a blue he hates gollum......precious

 

[Manchester1894]

Because it's got competition! ;o)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxam3OkX-Zk[/youtube]

Quality! The description says it's starting at Pompey, you goin?

Yeah can't wait. Have a feeling Tevez is going to get his first though! haha

 

[Anonymous]

Quality! The description says it's starting at Pompey, you goin?

Yeah can't wait. Have a feeling Tevez is going to get his first though! haha

Good lad! Try and get this Tevez song going aswell!

"Ob la di, ob la da, Carlos tevezzzzzzzzzzzzz he told fergie to fuck off"

Better than that "is a blue, he hates munichs shite

 

[m27]

"I'm sorry Boss, I have to leave the club."
Hughes: "Why Ade? I thought it was going so well. What's the matter?"
"It's the fans Boss. They say I've got a massive schlong, hung...I can barely say this....like an elephant in fact."
Hughes: "And?"
"Errr, well now you mention it. SSSWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEETTTT!" (moonwalks out of door)

The song in question is crude, NOT RACIST! In fact, it is a song which is the antidote to an ACTUAL racist song about him sung around the country.

The PC brigade on here make me rage sometimes.

 

[nedums noodles]

that darts song really needs to get going its fookin class!! oi oi oi

 

[mblue]

you put your right leg in, your left leg out
you do the carlos tevez and you run about

you chase down every ball and you score a goal
thats what its all about

whhhooa oh carlos tevez
whhhooa oh carlos tevez
whhhooa oh carlos tevez

carlos tevez na na na

 

[Adebayor's Hat]

you put your right leg in, your left leg out
you do the carlos tevez and you run about

you chase down every ball and you score a goal
thats what its all about

whhhooa oh carlos tevez
whhhooa oh carlos tevez
whhhooa oh carlos tevez

carlos tevez na na na

 

[g180aj]

you put your right leg in, your left leg out
you do the carlos tevez and you run about

you chase down every ball and you score a goal
thats what its all about

whhhooa oh carlos tevez
whhhooa oh carlos tevez
whhhooa oh carlos tevez

carlos tevez na na na

this is decent, the ade darts song is class

 

[Scott Howard]

FOR TEVEZ

to the tune of "take me home, country roads"

"He wore red, but it was wrong
cos he was blue all along
Carlos Tevez, from Argentina,
He was blue all along" Sung slowly, then repeated, each time faster and faster.


ROBINHO

to the tune of "my guy"

"There's nothin you can do when he skips past you, Robinho,.... Robinho
There's nothin you can try as he glides by, Robinho
He said get fucked to Chelsea
To come and play for Man City
You best be believin that he won't be leavin Robinho"


ADEBAYOR

I agree the darts song is class, but why do we only have to have one!?

To the tune of the Chant at the end of LSF by Kasabian

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKuzYYkTkWc[/youtube]


"na, na, naaa Emanuel Adebayor" Repeat to fade



LESCOTT

To the tune of Jolene - Dolly Parton

Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleeeeon
He's came to wear the lighter shade of blue
Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleeeeon
He's loaded and he's comin after you