P***ing in the sink

[Newman Noggs]

Substitute shower for sink, throw in a shave and you'll be running the company before you know it.

Got to be careful with this sort of economy of effort. I once cut my toe shaving (my chin !) cross-legged in the bath. Could have been worse I guess.

On topic, at Uni I used to piss in my girlfriend's sink as her room was on the third floor and the gents was on the ground floor. Whenever she got out of bed to go, I'd seize the opportunity to have a crafty piss. She never sussed it and frequently commented on my excellent bladder control.

 

[The Preacher]

I feel you can only be proud of pissing in the sink if you do it from the other side of the room.

Absolutely no argument there.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I'll bet they love you for it. Hope you take the pan of spuds for the Sunday dinner out before you go!

They? My lower middle class mother would be horrified at the thought of me pissing in one of her sinks!

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Fuck me mate, you should write books!

 

[Kinkladze 1]

I did it last night in the kitchen sink as to avoid waking my girlfriend 'Bigfoot' up. Went to bed couldn't sleep, so after an hour of tossing and turning in sweaty sheets I got up and went down stairs to make a brew and a butty. If I go back upstairs for a pee she hears me, if I turn the bathroom light on she goes fuckin' nuts. If I don't close the loo door and she hears me pissing she barks "shut the bloody bathroom door".

So I creep around downstairs as quiet as a burger in ballet shoes trying not to disturb her. I gently piss in the kitchen sink gulping of guilt but if she wakes up and gets out of bed I will hear her, to then see her big ugly feet come clompimg down the stairs before seeing her snarling face grimacing at me.

Funny as fuck!

 

[Barcon]

They? My lower middle class mother would be horrified at the thought of me pissing in one of her sinks!

Especially the gold plated one that you bought her.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Funny as fuck!

Thanks blue. I tried bumping an old 'she' got big ugly feet' thread that went 34 pages.
Lasted all of 5 minutes before one of our SOH challenged mods removed it!

Seems I have little choice but to talk about the several politics threads on here, or I'll politely pass on blowing smoke up any party politicians arse that lies out of it as fast as they shite.

 

[mancityvstoke]

another classic in the making here

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

another classic in the making here

Won't last mate. You know the score. Only a matter of time before a certain overzealous humour challenged mod gets bored and pulls it. Surprised it's lasted this long TBH.

 

[Barcon]

Thanks blue. I tried bumping an old 'she' got big ugly feet' thread that went 34 pages.
Lasted all of 5 minutes before one of our SOH challenged mods removed it!

Seems I have little choice but to talk about the several politics threads on here, or I'll politely pass on blowing smoke up any party politicians arse that lies out of it as fast as they shite.

I wonder why? @Ric