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ErnieBilko

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Before i get in touch with 'super nanny' on that tv programme, i thought i'd ask for some advice from fellow city fans who many have had the same experience.

I'm in a right state, waking up every night with nightmares. The cause is my teenage daughter. She supports city and comes to some games, but doesn't take it too seriously.

She's had the odd boyfriend but nothing lasts too long. Anyway, the other day i answered the door to a boy wearing a united top, so i told him he couldn't come in wearing his top. He'd have to take it off but i could lend him a t-shirt. None too happy he didn't come in.

Now i'm being accused of being unreasonable by the wife and i'm the bad guy. I told her if i was unreasonable, i'd have just told the boy to eff off.

I'm now have nightmares that my daughter marries a red and 'my' grandson ends up a rag!
I'm thinking of getting my daughter sterilised unless she signs a form saying she'll not date or marry one of them! How do i get her and her mum to understand we need standards in our family. I'm not bothered about the 'colour' of her boyfriends, apart from them being red. She can go out with another girl, if it makes her happy, but not a red, NO, NO!

Anyone got any advice?
 
ErnieBilko said:
Before i get in touch with 'super nanny' on that tv programme, i thought i'd ask for some advice from fellow city fans who many have had the same experience.

I'm in a right state, waking up every night with nightmares. The cause is my teenage daughter. She supports city and comes to some games, but doesn't take it too seriously.

She's had the odd boyfriend but nothing lasts too long. Anyway, the other day i answered the door to a boy wearing a united top, so i told him he couldn't come in wearing his top. He'd have to take it off but i could lend him a t-shirt. None too happy he didn't come in.

Now i'm being accused of being unreasonable by the wife and i'm the bad guy. I told her if i was unreasonable, i'd have just told the boy to eff off.

I'm now have nightmares that my daughter marries a red and 'my' grandson ends up a rag!
I'm thinking of getting my daughter sterilised unless she signs a form saying she'll not date or marry one of them! How do i get her and her mum to understand we need standards in our family. I'm not bothered about the 'colour' of her boyfriends, apart from them being red. She can go out with another girl, if it makes her happy, but not a red, NO, NO!

Anyone got any advice?
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your not being unreasonable. if he married her he'd be an unbearable twat to have around
 
Ten years ago I'd have agreed. I predict years of fun at their expense. Welcome the twat in and let the fun commence.
 
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My missus is a plastic rag, there was no way in hell my son was going to become one, had all his city gear from the very start. His first word was dadda and his second was city, this was at around 10 months old, so proud of him. There's no way he'll be allowed to bring a rag back to our house, I'll disown him if he does! You're not being unreasonable at all, some rules just have to be enforced ha ha, it's for her and your future grandchilds own good!
 
M22 Blue said:
My missus is a plastic rag, there was no way in hell my son was going to become one, had all his city gear from the very start. His first word was dadda and his second was city, this was at around 10 months old, so proud of him. There's no way he'll be allowed to bring a rag back to our house, I'll disown him if he does! You're not being unreasonable at all, some rules just have to be enforced ha ha, it's for her and your future grandchilds own good!
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I can see it being a lot easier to turn realatives blue in the future. Rags will be going to even less games. So all it will take is taking them a few games because we will be regulary winning stuff.
 
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