Parental guidance needed

[8luemoon]

I was the opposite - i turned up at my ( now mother in-laws) house over 25 years ago as the blue entering the plastic rags house and had to endure the crap from a houseful of reds not happy with me being a blue taking out their sister/daughter - revenge was sweet as we later married and i brought up three boys all City fans - loved their faces when i had them dressed in City baby grows and later City kits, taking them to City matches (novel to them me actually going to games!!) - to this day they still talk bollocks but i now have a the winning deck with my mother in law having 3 blue grand kids - so the point here is let him in and you could end up facilitating the eventual breading of something you may later regret - RAG GRANDKIDS !!!!!!!!

 

[bornandbredblue]

let him in and put the fa cup semi final or the demolition derby on the tele in the background and rip the hell out of him he will soon become a blue.

 

[squirtyflower]

Before i get in touch with 'super nanny' on that tv programme, i thought i'd ask for some advice from fellow city fans who many have had the same experience.

I'm in a right state, waking up every night with nightmares. The cause is my teenage daughter. She supports city and comes to some games, but doesn't take it too seriously.

She's had the odd boyfriend but nothing lasts too long. Anyway, the other day i answered the door to a boy wearing a united top, so i told him he couldn't come in wearing his top. He'd have to take it off but i could lend him a t-shirt. None too happy he didn't come in.

Now i'm being accused of being unreasonable by the wife and i'm the bad guy. I told her if i was unreasonable, i'd have just told the boy to eff off.

I'm now have nightmares that my daughter marries a red and 'my' grandson ends up a rag!
I'm thinking of getting my daughter sterilised unless she signs a form saying she'll not date or marry one of them! How do i get her and her mum to understand we need standards in our family. I'm not bothered about the 'colour' of her boyfriends, apart from them being red. She can go out with another girl, if it makes her happy, but not a red, NO, NO!

Anyone got any advice?

castrate the fucker
problem solved

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

Thanks for all the advice.

To those who offered their own services, as they meet the criteria of being a blue, thanks but no thanks for now, as she is only 13.

But that has given me an idea. As I know best, being her dad, perhaps when she's older I could look to arrange her marriage via this forum. If an arranged marriage is good enough for some religions, then maybe it's good enough for the 'blue' religion.

We could start something here. Lets breed a superior race of blues. Perhaps the moderators could branch out and offer a dating forum to get blues together.

You let your daughter have a boyfriend at 13?????

 

[bluealf]

I was thinking the same Kun.

 

[BimboBob]

Re: Re: Parental guidance needed

Before i get in touch with 'super nanny' on that tv programme, i thought i'd ask for some advice from fellow city fans who many have had the same experience.

I'm in a right state, waking up every night with nightmares. The cause is my teenage daughter. She supports city and comes to some games, but doesn't take it too seriously.

She's had the odd boyfriend but nothing lasts too long. Anyway, the other day i answered the door to a boy wearing a united top, so i told him he couldn't come in wearing his top. He'd have to take it off but i could lend him a t-shirt. None too happy he didn't come in.

Now i'm being accused of being unreasonable by the wife and i'm the bad guy. I told her if i was unreasonable, i'd have just told the boy to eff off.

I'm now have nightmares that my daughter marries a red and 'my' grandson ends up a rag!
I'm thinking of getting my daughter sterilised unless she signs a form saying she'll not date or marry one of them! How do i get her and her mum to understand we need standards in our family. I'm not bothered about the 'colour' of her boyfriends, apart from them being red. She can go out with another girl, if it makes her happy, but not a red, NO, NO!

Anyone got any advice?

Knee cap the ****.

Or...Only let him in if he wears one of your City shirts. Then put a dvd on and make him watch it. Last Sundays game will do.

 

[tonygt123]

I had the same thing happen to me and like you would not let the muppet in the house made him stand in the rain while waiting for my daughter.
After that night i said that if any boy wished to take my daughter out (as in a date) before that could happen he had to come to a city match with me and the lads. Current boyfriend did he's a blue and we get on very well job done

 

[TCIB]

Your house your rules, tbh i'd be more worried about how developed the relationship is as no chance would any 13yo of mine be allowed boys back at that age no fucking chance.

 

[pudge]

13? was the boy 13 as well? because that would be a little unreasonable not to let him in lol

 

[shawgorbie]

to the op,a very sad situation indeed.

a couple of years ago i was getting similar nightmares,however i took the situation in hand and built myself a roof top watchtower,i live in a town house so my view of the surrounding area is pretty good,i also invested in a 2nd world war sniper rifle,and if you are in the heald green area on a still night you will hear the resounding crack of a Mosin–Nagant,(grandad was a russian sniper) and the pitiful scream of an injured rag,its a sort of ethnic cleansing,and the police have said as long as i dont hurt decent people or damage bus shelters they are not to worried.











p.s. for the people who seem to believe every thing they read on this forum or lack a sense of humour,everything ive just written is a lie.also the spelling police can fukrifht orf as well :)

damn i had a big grin until the ps