brass neck said:
Call their kids first names that are actually surnames..(tyson, tyler, Robson etc)
Peirce their children's ears
Call their kids "mate"
Tell their kids "not to take any crap off teachers"
Buy their kids I Phones
Shout..."Kennady.....get ovahr eaaarrr" in shops
walk around with their toddlers dummy's in their own mouths
preempt sentences with pointless disclaimers like ..."I'm not being funny, but"
take their kids out of school so to get a cheaper holiday
should all without exception have their kids taken from them by the relevant authorities and be medically sterilized!!!!
i call my 9 year old mate quite often. when we're on the way over the m62 to watch city or on the way to sheffield arena to watch wwe wrestling.
i quite often call him by our second name whilst on the park playing football with a load of his mates.
i took him out of school for a week 2 years ago to take him to disneyland paris to celebrate his birthday.
sorry if any of these things offend you.
personally, i think somebody should knock fuck out of people who suggest i have my kids taken off me. you sir, are a dickhead.