parents who........

brass neck said:
Call their kids first names that are actually surnames..(tyson, tyler, Robson etc)

Peirce their children's ears

Call their kids "mate"

Tell their kids "not to take any crap off teachers"

Buy their kids I Phones

Shout..."Kennady.....get ovahr eaaarrr" in shops

walk around with their toddlers dummy's in their own mouths

preempt sentences with pointless disclaimers like ..."I'm not being funny, but"

take their kids out of school so to get a cheaper holiday

should all without exception have their kids taken from them by the relevant authorities and be medically sterilized!!!!

Well I've just said my goodbyes to the children and my balls.
When are social services coming round and when's the op?
 
1. kids are children, who have to learn the pecking order, they are beneath adults until they have learned, grown up, contributed, then they can step up to the grown ups table. They are not your mate, that implies they are as good as, on a level par with adults. And they wonder why kids nowadays don't think twice about giving adults shhitt....remember when kids wouldn't say boo to a goose? bring those days back please....

2. If a holiday is too expensive in certain dates...how about this for a radical soloution....don't go....go every 3 years or don't buy a expensive car every 4 years or don't smoke or don't buy takeouts.........a holiday on the pisss is not the be all and end all. My childhood holidays were spent in Leicester and Bedford of all places visiting relatives and friends........kids don't NEED sun, sangria and rollacoasters, thats some sort of guilt trip parents feel...its the old "i don't want my kid missing out on anything their Friends had" clap trap. If a kids got imagination a field and a tree is all they need for a great holiday.

3. Why would anyone put a hole through their child?

4. Teachers who leave school early to go on holiday are sacked

5. kids who miss school often don't "catch up" as the curriculum is SO cramped
 
brass neck said:
1. kids are children, who have to learn the pecking order, they are beneath adults until they have learned, grown up, contributed, then they can step up to the grown ups table. They are not your mate, that implies they are as good as, on a level par with adults. And they wonder why kids nowadays don't think twice about giving adults shhitt....remember when kids wouldn't say boo to a goose? bring those days back please....

2. If a holiday is too expensive in certain dates...how about this for a radical soloution....don't go....go every 3 years or don't buy a expensive car every 4 years or don't smoke or don't buy takeouts.........a holiday on the pisss is not the be all and end all. My childhood holidays were spent in Leicester and Bedford of all places visiting relatives and friends........kids don't NEED sun, sangria and rollacoasters, thats some sort of guilt trip parents feel...its the old "i don't want my kid missing out on anything their Friends had" clap trap. If a kids got imagination a field and a tree is all they need for a great holiday.

3. Why would anyone put a hole through their child?

4. Teachers who leave school early to go on holiday are sacked

5. kids who miss school often don't "catch up" as the curriculum is SO cramped

Magic Mushrooms?
 
buzzer1 said:
brass neck said:
1. kids are children, who have to learn the pecking order, they are beneath adults until they have learned, grown up, contributed, then they can step up to the grown ups table. They are not your mate, that implies they are as good as, on a level par with adults. And they wonder why kids nowadays don't think twice about giving adults shhitt....remember when kids wouldn't say boo to a goose? bring those days back please....

2. If a holiday is too expensive in certain dates...how about this for a radical soloution....don't go....go every 3 years or don't buy a expensive car every 4 years or don't smoke or don't buy takeouts.........a holiday on the pisss is not the be all and end all. My childhood holidays were spent in Leicester and Bedford of all places visiting relatives and friends........kids don't NEED sun, sangria and rollacoasters, thats some sort of guilt trip parents feel...its the old "i don't want my kid missing out on anything their Friends had" clap trap. If a kids got imagination a field and a tree is all they need for a great holiday.

3. Why would anyone put a hole through their child?

4. Teachers who leave school early to go on holiday are sacked

5. kids who miss school often don't "catch up" as the curriculum is SO cramped

Magic Mushrooms?


Tis the season, so i am told.
 
brass neck said:
1. kids are children, who have to learn the pecking order, they are beneath adults until they have learned, grown up, contributed, then they can step up to the grown ups table. They are not your mate, that implies they are as good as, on a level par with adults. And they wonder why kids nowadays don't think twice about giving adults shhitt....remember when kids wouldn't say boo to a goose? bring those days back please....

2. If a holiday is too expensive in certain dates...how about this for a radical soloution....don't go....go every 3 years or don't buy a expensive car every 4 years or don't smoke or don't buy takeouts.........a holiday on the pisss is not the be all and end all. My childhood holidays were spent in Leicester and Bedford of all places visiting relatives and friends........kids don't NEED sun, sangria and rollacoasters, thats some sort of guilt trip parents feel...its the old "i don't want my kid missing out on anything their Friends had" clap trap. If a kids got imagination a field and a tree is all they need for a great holiday.

3. Why would anyone put a hole through their child?

4. Teachers who leave school early to go on holiday are sacked

5. kids who miss school often don't "catch up" as the curriculum is SO cramped
Spot on. Great post.
 
brass neck said:
5. kids who miss school often don't "catch up" as the curriculum is SO cramped

I missed quite alot of school due to health issues SO based on your ideology of parenting I should be a complete idiot.. oh wait ;)

Missing 1/2 weeks of education isn't as important as you are implying.

Parents can name whatever they want to name their Children, I dislike alot of names such as Mckenzie/Tyson etc etc and studies have found children who are more prone to bad behaviour have these names but I welcome these parental choices as what goes out of fashion eventually comes back in, so when I'm 50 Steven will be a cool name :)

As for the smoking whilst pushing prams issue - I regularly see this and it does disgust me but that is their choice, who am I to say what they should and shouldn't do?
in todays society they (smokers) are more than aware of the effects the smoke will have on their children, if they wish to contribute to their child's premature death then on their conscious be it.

The funniest thing was this chav mum kicking off with me about my dog being off a lead whilst she blew smoke in her daughters face.
I replied: Listen, your baby is more likely to die of cancer through the effects of smoke than it is to be attacked by my dog.
she quickly told me to F*ck off and mind my own business?
and so I did....

Leave the chav scum to it, let them buy their kids phones, blow smoke in the kids faces, take them on holiday all year 'round, give them shit names and buy them overpriced clothing....
 
brass neck said:
1. kids are children, who have to learn the pecking order, they are beneath adults until they have learned, grown up, contributed, then they can step up to the grown ups table. They are not your mate, that implies they are as good as, on a level par with adults. And they wonder why kids nowadays don't think twice about giving adults shhitt....remember when kids wouldn't say boo to a goose? bring those days back please....

2. If a holiday is too expensive in certain dates...how about this for a radical soloution....don't go....go every 3 years or don't buy a expensive car every 4 years or don't smoke or don't buy takeouts.........a holiday on the pisss is not the be all and end all. My childhood holidays were spent in Leicester and Bedford of all places visiting relatives and friends........kids don't NEED sun, sangria and rollacoasters, thats some sort of guilt trip parents feel...its the old "i don't want my kid missing out on anything their Friends had" clap trap. If a kids got imagination a field and a tree is all they need for a great holiday.

3. Why would anyone put a hole through their child?

4. Teachers who leave school early to go on holiday are sacked

5. kids who miss school often don't "catch up" as the curriculum is SO cramped

You sound like a teacher, not one I'd like teaching my children though. Have you ever considered that lots of people have there annual leave dates given to them by their employers and they are not always in school holidays?
 
brass neck said:
1. kids are children, who have to learn the pecking order, they are beneath adults until they have learned, grown up, contributed, then they can step up to the grown ups table. They are not your mate, that implies they are as good as, on a level par with adults. And they wonder why kids nowadays don't think twice about giving adults shhitt....remember when kids wouldn't say boo to a goose? bring those days back please....

2. If a holiday is too expensive in certain dates...how about this for a radical soloution....don't go....go every 3 years or don't buy a expensive car every 4 years or don't smoke or don't buy takeouts.........a holiday on the pisss is not the be all and end all. My childhood holidays were spent in Leicester and Bedford of all places visiting relatives and friends........kids don't NEED sun, sangria and rollacoasters, thats some sort of guilt trip parents feel...its the old "i don't want my kid missing out on anything their Friends had" clap trap. If a kids got imagination a field and a tree is all they need for a great holiday.

3. Why would anyone put a hole through their child?

4. Teachers who leave school early to go on holiday are sacked

5. kids who miss school often don't "catch up" as the curriculum is SO cramped

lol at the holiday on the piss stuff, quite why you think that is the sort of holiday everyone goes on is beyond me, you couldn't pay me enough to go to the Spanish Costa's or similar places.
I just use days in between inset days, you know, those days teachers close the school because 12 wks off a year isn't enough.
 
bluemoon32 said:
brass neck said:
1. kids are children, who have to learn the pecking order, they are beneath adults until they have learned, grown up, contributed, then they can step up to the grown ups table. They are not your mate, that implies they are as good as, on a level par with adults. And they wonder why kids nowadays don't think twice about giving adults shhitt....remember when kids wouldn't say boo to a goose? bring those days back please....

2. If a holiday is too expensive in certain dates...how about this for a radical soloution....don't go....go every 3 years or don't buy a expensive car every 4 years or don't smoke or don't buy takeouts.........a holiday on the pisss is not the be all and end all. My childhood holidays were spent in Leicester and Bedford of all places visiting relatives and friends........kids don't NEED sun, sangria and rollacoasters, thats some sort of guilt trip parents feel...its the old "i don't want my kid missing out on anything their Friends had" clap trap. If a kids got imagination a field and a tree is all they need for a great holiday.

3. Why would anyone put a hole through their child?

4. Teachers who leave school early to go on holiday are sacked

5. kids who miss school often don't "catch up" as the curriculum is SO cramped

lol at the holiday on the piss stuff, quite why you think that is the sort of holiday everyone goes on is beyond me, you couldn't pay me enough to go to the Spanish Costa's or similar places.
I just use days in between inset days, you know, those days teachers close the school because 12 wks off a year isn't enough.

Bang on the cash.
 

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