Parking like a tw@

inchy14 said:
We stayed in the lakes a few years back for a long weekend, Mrs parked car Friday night and didn’t touch it again until Sunday evening for drive home.

Someone had left a sign saying ‘stop parking like a twat please’ on it.

It was bad by her and hasn’t improved much since lol.
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For the benefit of the tape - that 'someone' was you wasn't it......... :-)
 
inchy14 said:
We stayed in the lakes a few years back for a long weekend, Mrs parked car Friday night and didn’t touch it again until Sunday evening for drive home.

Someone had left a sign saying ‘stop parking like a twat please’ on it.

It was bad by her and hasn’t improved much since lol.
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Bit cowardly of you to leave a note mate.
 
jimharri said:
Try driving around a rural town over here. Double parking abounds. But hey; the gobshite(s) reckon that if they stick the hazard lights on, that okays it. And anyway; "sure, I was only in the shop for a couple of minutes. No harm done"
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The famous park anywhere lights see it loads nowadays piss takers
 
mackenzie said:
On Union Street in Oldham there are many cars parked daily with all 4 wheels on the pavement. To the point that, as a pedestrian, you have to walk around them. And sometimes they move the car on the pavement when you are trying to do so.
I've complained to the council who did absolutely eff all, apart from saying "we will monitor it as resources allow"
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Do what “a friend of mine” used to do if passing cars parked in such a way: take the baby buggy and see how effective it is in leaving a beautifully deep indentation all the way along the car. Accidentally bending wing mirror an added bonus
 
johnnytapia said:
Do what “a friend of mine” used to do if passing cars parked in such a way: take the baby buggy and see how effective it is in leaving a beautifully deep indentation all the way along the car. Accidentally bending wing mirror an added bonus
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The Missies might not be too keen but plonk the baby in a wheelbarrow.
 
I once pulled up on a street to look at a map. As I was looking at said map this woman pulled up right across from me and went into the shop. This made the road now very narrow for cars to pass. About 2 seconds later a transit van turns the corner and just about squeezed through. It was a warm day and my window was open. The hairy arsed builder in the transit van called me a four eyed c**t right to my face and drove off. I was most upset.
 
dickie davies said:
Got to be a woman

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Actually no
It was very much a bloke

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How long did you wait to see who it was? That kind of thing can be so frustrating, especially when it happens regularly. Honestly, some folks really need to consider using a delivery service like instacart or something similar. It saves them the hassle of going out, and more importantly, it frees up those parking spots for others who actually need them. Two cars could easily fit in the space one person’s poor parking just blocked—it’s inconsiderate, and avoidable
 
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mackenzie said:
On Union Street in Oldham there are many cars parked daily with all 4 wheels on the pavement. To the point that, as a pedestrian, you have to walk around them. And sometimes they move the car on the pavement when you are trying to do so.
I've complained to the council who did absolutely eff all, apart from saying "we will monitor it as resources allow"
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Until very recently that was Monton. They just seemed to assume that the pavement was a parking area!
 
Nothing worse than lard arses who park in drop off points because they are too fat and lazy to park in an actual space and walk the extra meters.

if they put in the extra steps then they might actually lose a few lbs.

It's no wonder the NHS is on its arse with lazy fat shits draining resources.
 
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