I have given that a like but some of these claims are a little exaggerated. But that makes them better!
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Paul Gascoigne
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No excuses of mental health when battering his ex wife.A man beset by mental health problems. No need to look "to" (sic( deeply.
gordondaviesmoustache
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Apart from the ones involving Kanchelskis (of which I had not heard previously and so cannot comment) and the deployment of the ‘m’ word in relation to Paul Nixon (arguably; intent in relation to unlawful killing is often far from straightforward) I’d say they were all spot on. In fact, the one about Micky Thomas downplays his criminal conduct. Which ones do you think are exaggerated?I have given that a like but some of these claims are a little exaggerated. But that makes them better!
richardtheref
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Played against Gazza in my school days in the county cup semi final. He missed the 1st game as away with England schoolboys. We were winning 1 0 until the last minute when they equalized. This game was played in a blizzard as our teacher said we had no chance of beating them with him in the team. In the replay at Dunston I was given the job of man marking him. They won 5 2. He scored 4 and set up the other.
Years later, when he was playing in Italy and was injured I met him in Florida. We were both in the que for the ET ride at Warner Brothers studios. I was getting my picture taken with him when a young girl walked past and said to her parents "look there's Gazza and Jimmy 5 Bellies". Started a diet the next day.
Years later, when he was playing in Italy and was injured I met him in Florida. We were both in the que for the ET ride at Warner Brothers studios. I was getting my picture taken with him when a young girl walked past and said to her parents "look there's Gazza and Jimmy 5 Bellies". Started a diet the next day.
purplenose
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Played against Gazza in my school days in the county cup semi final. He missed the 1st game as away with England schoolboys. We were winning 1 0 until the last minute when they equalized. This game was played in a blizzard as our teacher said we had no chance of beating them with him in the team. In the replay at Dunston I was given the job of man marking him. They won 5 2. He scored 4 and set up the other.
Years later, when he was playing in Italy and was injured I met him in Florida. We were both in the que for the ET ride at Warner Brothers studios. I was getting my picture taken with him when a young girl walked past and said to her parents "look there's Gazza and Jimmy 5 Bellies". Started a diet the next day.
Hahaha brilliant.
Mike Cledford
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I'd like to teach the world to....too....twoA man beset by mental health problems. No need to look "to" (sic( deeply.
.. err sing?
Don't worry Johnny has got the two and three
letter words taped.
Four letter words next ....oh dear.
Grassland Blue
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Nice story - but how many of those bellies have you got rid of?Played against Gazza in my school days in the county cup semi final. He missed the 1st game as away with England schoolboys. We were winning 1 0 until the last minute when they equalized. This game was played in a blizzard as our teacher said we had no chance of beating them with him in the team. In the replay at Dunston I was given the job of man marking him. They won 5 2. He scored 4 and set up the other.
Years later, when he was playing in Italy and was injured I met him in Florida. We were both in the que for the ET ride at Warner Brothers studios. I was getting my picture taken with him when a young girl walked past and said to her parents "look there's Gazza and Jimmy 5 Bellies". Started a diet the next day.
I am somewhere between 2&3 and I will settle for that...
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Great post!Played against Gazza in my school days in the county cup semi final. He missed the 1st game as away with England schoolboys. We were winning 1 0 until the last minute when they equalized. This game was played in a blizzard as our teacher said we had no chance of beating them with him in the team. In the replay at Dunston I was given the job of man marking him. They won 5 2. He scored 4 and set up the other.
Years later, when he was playing in Italy and was injured I met him in Florida. We were both in the que for the ET ride at Warner Brothers studios. I was getting my picture taken with him when a young girl walked past and said to her parents "look there's Gazza and Jimmy 5 Bellies". Started a diet the next day.
bobbyowenquiff
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And he under-played the saga of Martin Edwards and hs periscope mirrors under the toilet cubicle doors in the bars of Halebarns!Apart from the ones involving Kanchelskis (of which I had not heard previously and so cannot comment) and the deployment of the ‘m’ word in relation to Paul Nixon (arguably; intent in relation to unlawful killing is often far from straightforward) I’d say they were all spot on. In fact, the one about Micky Thomas downplays his criminal conduct. Which ones do you think are exaggerated?
gordondaviesmoustache
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Not sure I’ve heard of that one, mate ;-)And you under-played the saga of Martin Edwards and hs periscope mirrors under the toilet cubicle doors in the bars of Halebarns!