Penalty Taker

[purplenose]

I dont know what the answer is, but for FFS no more Sergio. His penalties have been Sunday league...the man is a god but he is fucking shit at penalties. Please no more.

If Ederson is good at them then give him a go. He cannot be worse than Aguero. How about Laporte? Anyone who will put their foot through the fucking thing as if you do that and its on target you will score most. Non of this pissing about and putting the ball in the easiest possible places for a keeper to save.

It needs sorting because it is costing us dearly. It cost us a place in the CL semi final last season and could do the same this time. We know we will be playing against far more than just Real Madrid in the next couple of weeks and if we want to progress we will have to take our chances and not miss a hat full as per usual. If by some miracle we do get a penalty we simply cannot afford to miss it.

Our penalty taking is boiling my piss as much as VAR this season.

 

[Young Blue]

All the squad should be practising taking penalties, to improve, (plus varying them in case its being recorded?).

Our silverware this season will only come from cups and could well involve shootouts.

 

[OccupiedPalestineBlues]

Surely it should be easier to score pens nowadays as keepers cant come off their line as much as in the past.

That depends on whether the officials are happy to ignore keepers being a yard of their line (against certain opposition). There's blatant cheating in that regard, as we've experienced recently.

 

[purplenose]

All the squad should be practising taking penalties, to improve, (plus varying them in case its being recorded?).

Our silverware this season will only come from cups and could well involve shootouts.

God forbid we are involved in a penalty shoot out at the moment. We may as well choose 5 random people out of the crowd to take ours as they would score more than the players.

 

[Gremlin]

God forbid we are involved in a penalty shoot out at the moment. We may as well choose 5 random people out of the crowd to take ours as they would score more than the players.

Maybe that's what all those half-time penalty competitions have been about. It all makes sense now!

 

[mike1923]

Well then

 

[Kladze]

Kevin it is.

 

[MCFC_Sam]

I think Yaya is the one. We should have brought him back as penalty taking coach.

We would of if only pep wasn’t racist

 

[bugsyblue]

We’ve found him

 

[whos_kompany85]

Fucking obviously

 

[Goater=Legend]

It was him all along

 

[Brendan110_0]

Scuffed it in.

 

[Ederson's smiley tattoo]

He should think about Courtois fucking his 2/10 girlfriend everytime he steps up for a pen. 100% success rate guaranteed. Angry Kev is the best player on the planet

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Scuffed it in.

Looked shinny to me.

 

[bearcityblu]

As long as it goes in I don't care

 

[ws01]

It was you Kev. All along it was you.

It broke my heart

 

[aguero93:20]

Kevin it is.

That's him on a 50% strike rate now.

 

[eyalluvitt]

He should think about Courtois fucking his 2/10 girlfriend everytime he steps up for a pen. 100% success rate guaranteed. Angry Kev is the best player on the planet

2/10?

 

[dozzie26]

2/10?

Solid 1.5

 

[chaddblue]

He didn't scuff it in. He waited for Courtois to make his move to his left and planted it in the other corner. He should be our permanent pen taker now