The ubiquitous yet talentless professional mincer John Barrowman.
"Look at me!!! Me, me me!!! Look at me!!! I'm Gay!! And I sing terrible songs and dance about in a gay camp way!!!
And that appears to be his only 'gift' — being gay.
At least Graham Norton can be funny. Barrowman can only be gay. And annoying. Oh, so very irritating.
And yet he is on everything, especially on the Beeb. Every shit chat show, panel show, talent show, game show, even the fucking lottery — this preening, self-obsessed, smarmy, egomaniac chancer is there with his American teeth, dyed hair and permanent spray tan.
Take all that away and he probably looks like Dave Spikey.
He's in some shit Dr Who spin-off. Thank God I don't watch that crap.
I do like the con artist show, Hustle, though. But the prick even turned up in an episode of that. Playing a ****.
A **** with a shiny face and teeth.
It shouldn't have required much acting, if any — and yet he was still so bad it was unbelievable.
I had to turn it off after five minutes.
One can only surmise that he has some very serious, compromising blackmail shit on some people very high up in the BBC — or Barrowman's Bum Chums as they should be called.
I keep expecting to turn on BBC1 at 6pm and expect to see him reading the fucking news. Announcing the death of some troops in Afghanistan with jazz hands, and then giving the camera a knowing wink before stage flirting with the sports reporter.
A fucking waste of DNA.
