Why were you trying them on in a car park?Have you tried buying any jeans lately. Fuckin impossible to not get skinny ones. And they're elasticated as well..
After falling out of the car trying on a pair in tk maxx car park I went to m+s to restore some dignity. Either skinny fit or old man's Lionels. At least I could get my size so 2 pairs for £30 it was.
I'm 56.