Pep Guardiola - 2022/23

[Lavinda Past]

Ironic

Now you mention it, I realise it is.

Call it my Alanis Morissette moment.

 

[footballmanager]

What's odd about it?

He's a 51-year old multimillionaire who dresses like a 17-year old scruff and can't stop spitting.

He's the best coach in the business but he's definitely a bit strange.

you are making subjective judgements like they are facts, its just funny to me, thats all

 

[Lavinda Past]

you are making subjective judgements like they are facts, its just funny to me, thats all

He spits a lot - Fact
He wears terrible clothes - Opinion probably shared by many over the age of 12.

 

[JWCH-99]

What's odd about it?

He's a 51-year old multimillionaire who dresses like a 17-year old scruff and can't stop spitting.

He's the best coach in the business but he's definitely a bit strange.

He's openly said before his wife, who is a fashion designer, dresses him and buys all of his clothes lol

 

[Nails]

Unrelated to the game itself but I would have expected Pep to have at least dressed smartly for the poppy laying today.

Everyone around was well dressed and/or in uniform, but he stood there in his scruffy (but no doubt ridiculously expensive) clobber.

His clothes, along with his constant spitting, make him look like an old bloke trying to be a teenager.

Paul Dacre, is that you?

 

[Nails]

He spits a lot - Fact
He wears terrible clothes - Opinion probably shared by many over the age of 12.

I bet you wear red trousers and a tangerine gilet.

 

[Txiki Txiki Bang Bang]

He's openly said before his wife, who is a fashion designer, dresses him and buys all of his clothes lol

It's all starting to make sense ;)

 

[cowboyButler]

you know you're good when people have resorted to attacking your fashion sense

 

[Odd socks]

Had to be at work for 2:00pm yesterday so watched as far as I could of the match then put talk sport on in the car and the co commentator sounded like Stuart Pearce and he said "Pep wears a hoodie and everyone thinks designer, I wear same one and everyone thinks freebie."
With his voice it made me laugh and he was quite funny with his input for the drive.

 

[Keeper!]

He's openly said before his wife, who is a fashion designer, dresses him and buys all of his clothes lol

She is no longer around to do that ;)

He used to look cool but now starting to look a bit slobby, hopefully his Mrs. will have have some new drip for him during his holiday in the Maldives.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Unrelated to the game itself but I would have expected Pep to have at least dressed smartly for the poppy laying today.

Everyone around was well dressed and/or in uniform, but he stood there in his scruffy (but no doubt ridiculously expensive) clobber.

His clothes, along with his constant spitting, make him look like an old bloke trying to be a teenager.

He should wear this next season.

 

[RiversideBlue]

He should wear this next season.
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That poppy's dressed to much like a rag for my liking!!

 

[Lavinda Past]

I bet you wear red trousers and a tangerine gilet.

Only for evening kick offs.

:)

 

[Lavinda Past]

He's openly said before his wife, who is a fashion designer, dresses him and buys all of his clothes lol

Pep's wife is Helen Keller and I claim my £5.

 

[Txiki Txiki Bang Bang]

Pep's wife is Helen Keller and I claim my £5.

I was going to suggest that his wife pay a visit to specsavers but now that I've seen this, I'm afraid there's no hope for Pep.

 

[Lavinda Past]

He should wear this next season.
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I don't think that the peaked cap would suit him tbh.

;)

 

[Pep Guardiola]

The biggest mistake Pep has made in City was teach to him:

 

[Barcon]

Fashion ponces alert.

 

[skillman]

Those celebrations at the end. Lap of honour around the pitch banging his arms to songs and hugging players.

Proper blue. Love the bloke.

 

[teddykgb]

Surely there’s a gif somewhere of his celebration today?