Peter Drury replaces Martin Tyler on Sky Sports

[mixer]

Rob Hawthornes commentary always reminds me of the time when Joe Royle got us up

 

[crazyg]

The powers that be at Sky Sport obviously feel we are not worthy of having the biased twat Tyler commentate on our matches now we are so many points behind the chosen ones. Fair fucks if u ask me, and long.may it continue. Tyler can put his microphone where the sun dont shine

How do you think he carries it around?

 

[Scaring Europe to Death]

It is part of Tyler's contract that he can only use the phrase "Tactical Foul" when Fernandinho commits an offence/

Similarly, whenever he mentions City's 5-0 victory over Liverpool, he appears legally obliged to suggest that the final scoreline wasn't a fair reflection because Liverpool were down to 10 men.

Funny. because I can think of plenty of red cards that have contributed to a City defeat.

 

[OccupiedPalestineBlues]

Yes, but without the jelly. . . and maybe lukewarm melted ice cream . . but definitely that flavour.

 

[George Hannah]

Tyler is a slimy poltroon - beneath contempt.

 

[Bald fraud]

It is part of Tyler's contract that he can only use the phrase "Tactical Foul" when Fernandinho commits an offence/

Similarly, whenever he mentions City's 5-0 victory over Liverpool, he appears legally obliged to suggest that the final scoreline wasn't a fair reflection because Liverpool were down to 10 men.

Funny. because I can think of plenty of red cards that have contributed to a City defeat.

He doesn’t even have to commit an offence these days he can have the ball at his feet and that horrible old twat mentions it!

 

[Chris in London]

It is part of Tyler's contract that he can only use the phrase "Tactical Foul" when Fernandinho commits an offence/

Similarly, whenever he mentions City's 5-0 victory over Liverpool, he appears legally obliged to suggest that the final scoreline wasn't a fair reflection because Liverpool were down to 10 men.

Funny. because I can think of plenty of red cards that have contributed to a City defeat.

But not, judging from Saturday, when Gomez commits a similar offence in a similar position.

Or Oxlade Chamberlain.

 

[55yr old teenager]

He doesn’t even have to commit an offence these days he can have the ball at his feet and that horrible old twat mentions it!

Noticed yesterday that Alan Smith has now jumped on the bandwagon. Mentioned it when Ferni got cautioned

 

[Scaring Europe to Death]

But not, judging from Saturday, when Gomez commits a similar offence in a similar position.

Or Oxlade Chamberlain.

That was my exact thought at the time, when Liverpool lost the ball with everyone ahead of the ball.
I was more annoyed with Tyler than the Liverpool defenders.

 

[Scaring Europe to Death]

There was another Tylerism that usually followed a bad foul by Paul Scholes, and a subsequent gesture towards the match official, which was mysteriously, nearly always reciprocated.

Tyler would reference a hitherto unknown rule that some footballers are more protected than others.

“Scholes acknowledging that a yellow card will accompany his next offence”