Peter Drury replaces Martin Tyler on Sky Sports

He doesn’t even try to hide it though
every game he’s the same.
4-1 up and he still goes on the score doesn’t reflect the game etc, but when the rags held them to a draw there, it was a joy to watch what ollies doing total **** of the highest order
 
I always watch on mute and rewind when we score to watch with the sound on to see how gutted he is. He never fails to disappoint with his own obvious disappointment.
 
Dippers aren't too happy with him either from yesterday. They say they can understand Neville's anti Liverpool bias but not Tyler's.
He does seem to get excited about Firmino. They must have missed that.
 
Like most commentators, he has his pre-prepared stories from the past and a copy of the Vimto Book of Football Facts. He (they) are determined to get through their research notes, often talking over the match in front of them.
It would be great if, when asked to respond to a Tyler ramble, the co-commentator replied, "Sorry Martin, I missed what you said, I was watching the match".
 
Dippers aren't too happy with him either from yesterday. They say they can understand Neville's anti Liverpool bias but not Tyler's.
The dippers see what they want to see. Tyler is definitely not biased against them, every time the senility-riddled bastard mentions them he simultaneously ejaculates into a rusty old tin bucket strategically placed under his desk. And when another team (apart from his first love, the rags) is mentioned his utter indifference causes his knob to shrink, and his formerly bulbous bellend disappears beneath the folds of his wrinkled and leathery foreskin, where it remains, like a Swan Vestas matchstick, engulfed by Tyler's pale and hairless flesh. Then someone mentions the dippers again, and once more his aged manhood takes on the appearance of a rolled up Axminster carpet, straining heroically against the seams of his jizz-stained trousers. And ratboy stares incredulously on as the fabric tears asunder and suddenly Tyler's bulging member once more makes itself apparent to the rat's verminous eyeballs.
 
The dippers see what they want to see. Tyler is definitely not biased against them, every time the senility-riddled bastard mentions them he simultaneously ejaculates into a rusty old tin bucket strategically placed under his desk. And when another team (apart from his first love, the rags) is mentioned his utter indifference causes his knob to shrink, and his formerly bulbous bellend disappears beneath the folds of his wrinkled and leathery foreskin, where it remains, like a Swan Vestas matchstick, engulfed by Tyler's pale and hairless flesh. Then someone mentions the dippers again, and once more his aged manhood takes on the appearance of a rolled up Axminster carpet, straining heroically against the seams of his jizz-stained trousers. And ratboy stares incredulously on as the fabric tears asunder and suddenly Tyler's bulging member once more makes itself apparent to the rat's verminous eyeballs.
Someone’s been reading too much at literotica.com!
 
The dippers see what they want to see. Tyler is definitely not biased against them, every time the senility-riddled bastard mentions them he simultaneously ejaculates into a rusty old tin bucket strategically placed under his desk. And when another team (apart from his first love, the rags) is mentioned his utter indifference causes his knob to shrink, and his formerly bulbous bellend disappears beneath the folds of his wrinkled and leathery foreskin, where it remains, like a Swan Vestas matchstick, engulfed by Tyler's pale and hairless flesh. Then someone mentions the dippers again, and once more his aged manhood takes on the appearance of a rolled up Axminster carpet, straining heroically against the seams of his jizz-stained trousers. And ratboy stares incredulously on as the fabric tears asunder and suddenly Tyler's bulging member once more makes itself apparent to the rat's verminous eyeballs.
fucking hell , i was going to have hot dogs for dinner
 
The dippers see what they want to see. Tyler is definitely not biased against them, every time the senility-riddled bastard mentions them he simultaneously ejaculates into a rusty old tin bucket strategically placed under his desk. And when another team (apart from his first love, the rags) is mentioned his utter indifference causes his knob to shrink, and his formerly bulbous bellend disappears beneath the folds of his wrinkled and leathery foreskin, where it remains, like a Swan Vestas matchstick, engulfed by Tyler's pale and hairless flesh. Then someone mentions the dippers again, and once more his aged manhood takes on the appearance of a rolled up Axminster carpet, straining heroically against the seams of his jizz-stained trousers. And ratboy stares incredulously on as the fabric tears asunder and suddenly Tyler's bulging member once more makes itself apparent to the rat's verminous eyeballs.

Mills and Boom
 

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