Phil Jones birthday presents

[dobingsdobber]

A signed photo of Imre "Ollie" Veradi.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The legend that is Phil Jones is 21 today.

A player of unique quality, we may never see his like again.

But what to get the player who seemingly has it all?

How about a fucking first touch, you simpleton bastard!

Fuckin' 'ell
I share the same birthday as this twat?

On another note, Duncan Edwards died on 21st Feb..... is Phil the reincarnation of Dunc?

 

[fanakapan]

She's got a nice arse but no hips and she's a glory hunting Southern Rag cünt!

Is she a rag? Thought she was an Arsenal fan.

She is very raggy, unfortunately.

Fergie signed him so he must be the next JOHN CHARLES...

i THINK HE IS A WANKER

 

[woodieMCFC]

An Anti-Gormless Twat device?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

 

[The Pink Panther]

 

[Pigeonho]

21? He must have had a hard paper round!

 

[kbb]

A plaque with the inscription "WE SIGNED KUN AGUEROooooooooo!!!"

 

[gymshoe]

A ski trip with Vinko Bogataj...

 

[mat]

 

[Big Tackle]

Proper handsome bastard is phil