Phil Jones birthday presents

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Say what you want about Phil Jones but don't start knocking Rachel.

She's got a nice arse but no hips and she's a glory hunting Southern Rag cünt!

Is she a rag? Thought she was an Arsenal fan.

Think she lives in Sarfend. Got Rag written all over it! Sarfend, Essex!

 

[Joe hart's itchy scalp]

Proper handsome bastard is phil

Hahahahahahahaahah

 

[stony]

If ever a man was in need of botox it's Phil Jones. It might stop his horribly disfigured, rubbery face from distorting every time a thought pops into his head.

 

[another generation]

If ever a man was in need of botox it's Phil Jones. It might stop his horribly disfigured, rubbery face from distorting every time a thought pops into his head.

That'll be the once, then.

 

[stony]

If ever a man was in need of botox it's Phil Jones. It might stop his horribly disfigured, rubbery face from distorting every time a thought pops into his head.

That'll be the once, then.

I never said an intelligent thought. It could be that he's just noticed the grass is green or that his underpants are riding up his arse

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

A trip to CTCRM.

I'll give him a birthday present he will never fucking forget.

 

[Vienna_70]

What about a framed print of this?

With Chris Smallbrain's famous "City will crumble" quote as its subtitle?

 

[another generation]

Found some inspiration, courtesy of the Grauniad's piece on footballers' phobias:

Phil Jones – "When I go abroad I can't go in lifts. I don't mind it in England, but I can't do it when I go away."

 

[AntiUnited]

Proper handsome bastard is phil

lool what movie is that from ?

 

[stony]

Proper handsome bastard is phil

lool what movie is that from ?

Goonies