PhilPig Face Jones

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Respect boys. This guy is Duncan Edwards, Franco Baresi, Franz Beckenbauer, Ferenc Puskas rolled into one. Or is that TomTom Cleverley? I do get mixed up with these SuperDuperMANUreMegastars. They way they just come tripping off the conveyor belt!

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Already knew the type of person Jones is so his actions absolutely no surprise.

Kompany brushing him aside like an insignificant little insect and the mockery of his face at Sunderland must really have touched a nerve. The last few months must have been mental torture for him being injured and a figure of complete and utter ridicule. At least his teammates actually did something. What was his main impact after he came on? Oh that's right conceding from a corner via the ball going through his legs. Tremendous contribution.

The mockery of his face at Sunderland? I know nothing of this but like the sound of it. Somebody fill me in?

 

[Churchill123]

Respect boys. This guy is Duncan Edwards, Franco Baresi, Franz Beckenbauer, Ferenc Puskas rolled into one. Or is that TomTom Cleverley? I do get mixed up with these SuperDuperMANUreMegastars. They way they just come tripping off the conveyor belt!

He's another complete bell end! He's got a face you'd never tire of punching...

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Respect boys. This guy is Duncan Edwards, Franco Baresi, Franz Beckenbauer, Ferenc Puskas rolled into one. Or is that TomTom Cleverley? I do get mixed up with these SuperDuperMANUreMegastars. They way they just come tripping off the conveyor belt!

No you're right. Cleverley is Zinedine Zidane, Pele, Johann Cruyff & Phil Neville rolled into one.

 

[Cellarite]

I believe this is the time to step up the piss taking of this facially challenged fuckwit.

 

[St Helens Blue (Exiled)]

Many on here wanted to sign him last year..........

 

[Scareye]

I believe this is the time to step up the piss taking of this facially challenged fuckwit.

I think we are getting to him just fine at the moment mate, judging by his celebration on Sunday.
Either that or he's been taking cuntish lessons of Rooney.

 

[moomba]

We should do a photoshop Phil thread. Put the best of them on some stickers for the sty.

He's got a head that begs for some creative photoshopping.

 

[Churchill123]

Many on here wanted to sign him last year..........

Can assure you I fucking didn't!

 

[moomba]

I did, but it doesn't mean we shouldn't take the piss out of him for the rest of his career.

Especially as he's shown how much it upsets him.