Phrases you hate

[waterloo blue]

Having been on the phone to my internet supplier today,it's got to be your call is important to us and you are progressing in a queue.
Also coming home from work on the train yesterday,City rail apologises for the late running of your train,we are commited to keeping you informed (how about commiting yourselves to running the trains on time).

 

[Laurent Charvet]

"Please take your items."

The Self-checkout woman wants rid as soon as she's got your money.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

"Good morning sir, I am from GMP. You were seen on CCTV again with a young lady last night and she is now missing, may we come in?"

 

[pominoz]

"At the end of the day'.

Spoke to my sister the other night and she must have said this 10 times in a 15 minute phone call, she was pissed and on a rant about her kids though.

 

[bluemoon27]

we`ll score when we want

 

[The Pink Panther]

When I'm in team meetings at work, there are two phrases that I despise

"I'll have that conversation"

"Moving forward"

 

[lloydie]

'End of"

'Fact'

Say's who? You, fuck off, you're a cliche ridden, banality peddler with a hotline only to your own malfunctioning brain.

 

[BimboBob]

"You know"

When an interviewer asks a famous person a question and they say the above. No, we don't know you vacuous moron that's why the question has been asked of you. Twat. Take your sunglasses off as well, you are indoors.

 

[Carver]

When I'm in team meetings at work, there are two phrases that I despise

"I'll have that conversation"

"Moving forward"

"Singing from the same hymn sheet".

Why the fuck can't we sing from different hymn sheets with the same lyrics. Do you seriously want us to go round looking like a rugby scrum?

"Give it a coat of looking at".

What nonsense.

"We need to be PRO-active not RE-active".

Well boss, why don't you be proactive yourself by giving us the fecking resources to have someone going round and do nothing else in their job than put right all the fuck ups that have stemmed from YOU making incompetent decision after decision.

 

[mick10]

ABSOLUTELY!!
Seems to have taken the place of yes!