Phrases you hate

Americans and their insistence of putting the word "Super" in front of everything.

People who put the word "more" in front of other words like "more quick". There is a word for that you know you thick bastards.
 
I have yet to see a property programme where someone hasn't uttered the phrase 'It ticks all the boxes'.

On hearing this I hurl a heavy object towards the screen hoping beyond hope that the cretin might actually be inside the set and have his moronic head caved in for saying such a spleen-twistingly annoying sequence of words.

It's costing me a fortune.
 
Excuse me sir you appear to be intoxicated and you are now cut off from the bar,but you are welcome to have a glass of water.
When what in fact it means is we have noticed you have sunglasses perched on your head and it's now ten o'clock, therefore as a fully trained pissheads labourer I presume you are drunk.
Happened to my mate in my local last night he'd been to visit a neighbour in the hospital and called in for one on the way home,one of the perils of drinking in Sydney.
 
waterloo blue said:
Excuse me sir you appear to be intoxicated and you are now cut off from the bar,but you are welcome to have a glass of water.
When what in fact it means is we have noticed you have sunglasses perched on your head and it's now ten o'clock, therefore as a fully trained pissheads labourer I presume you are drunk.
Happened to my mate in my local last night he'd been to visit a neighbour in the hospital and called in for one on the way home,one of the perils of drinking in Sydney.

Tell him he's a **** for putting them on his head in the first place. Take the fuckers off and put them in a pocket.
 

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