Phrases you hate

BimboBob said:
waterloo blue said:
Excuse me sir you appear to be intoxicated and you are now cut off from the bar,but you are welcome to have a glass of water.
When what in fact it means is we have noticed you have sunglasses perched on your head and it's now ten o'clock, therefore as a fully trained pissheads labourer I presume you are drunk.
Happened to my mate in my local last night he'd been to visit a neighbour in the hospital and called in for one on the way home,one of the perils of drinking in Sydney.

Tell him he's a **** for putting them on his head in the first place. Take the fuckers off and put them in a pocket.

But his eyes are in his head, aren't they therefore they are on the correct part of him :-)
 
BimboBob said:
waterloo blue said:
Excuse me sir you appear to be intoxicated and you are now cut off from the bar,but you are welcome to have a glass of water.
When what in fact it means is we have noticed you have sunglasses perched on your head and it's now ten o'clock, therefore as a fully trained pissheads labourer I presume you are drunk.
Happened to my mate in my local last night he'd been to visit a neighbour in the hospital and called in for one on the way home,one of the perils of drinking in Sydney.

Tell him he's a **** for putting them on his head in the first place. Take the fuckers off and put them in a pocket.
He played in the front row for Hull in the early eighties,you fucking tell him.
 
Putting even into sentences for no reason one of my mates does it all the time and I've found most people I chat to do it a fair amount.

For example 'Who EVEN is she' or 'where EVEN is it'
 
Mikem93 said:
Putting even into sentences for no reason one of my mates does it all the time and I've found most people I chat to do it a fair amount.

For example 'Who EVEN is she' or 'where EVEN is it'

You're right, even I hate that.
 
Bigg Bigg Blue said:
Mikem93 said:
Putting even into sentences for no reason one of my mates does it all the time and I've found most people I chat to do it a fair amount.

For example 'Who EVEN is she' or 'where EVEN is it'

You're right, even I hate that.

not as much as me, I even hate it more than you do.
 
Lucky Toma said:
I have yet to see a property programme where someone hasn't uttered the phrase 'It ticks all the boxes'.

On hearing this I hurl a heavy object towards the screen hoping beyond hope that the cretin might actually be inside the set and have his moronic head caved in for saying such a spleen-twistingly annoying sequence of words.

It's costing me a fortune.

Stop watching bloody property shows. Immediately. Problems solved.

Anyone who asks 'can I get a pint?'
 

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