Phrases you hate

[waterloo blue]

He goes to either the Philipines or Thailand on holidays,lives at home with mummy and is in his fifties.To be honest I think he's probably a sex tourist and if he thought he could get away with anything he would but would the old bill take my word over his,when he would say he was only pissing about.

Did he have a silver suit on and was he wearing platform boots?

Hey ! Don't bring me into this.

Don't tell me there's a gang of you.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

And what's wrong with that saying?

well you dont want grass on the wicket, you want it on the outfield but not on the wicket

Added to the 'phile

I aint gettin in no god damn phile

 

[Mugatu]

"Epic", when what they really mean is "quite good".

Stop raping the English language, spotty American Tumblr using 21 year olds. And stop passing on your rapage to English kids.

 

[al67]

At the end of the day.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

"I've got your back."

 

[Sheikh n Bake]

"the business end"

 

[Lancet Fluke]

"Laters"

 

[James23]

When people put 'epic' infront of things like 'epic fail', 'epic LOL', 'epic win'.

Also, the term 'hench' for a strong person, never heard this until I came to uni in Staffordshire but everyone there knows it and says it! Tbf, out of the 11 in my flat, not one had heard of 'gaybod'.

And for something that's funny and people describe it as 'jokes' or 'he is jokes' for a funny person.

Basically everything the stereotypical 18-21 year old says, look up chino wanker on twitter for a load of annoying phrases!

 

[BackofJeanette]

"it's the kind of rain that soaks you"!!

What the fuck does that mean?
All rain soaks you!

 

[laserblue]

notices, usually stuck on toilet doors or hand dryers, apologising that the bog/dryer is out of order but advising either that "everything is being done to rectify the problem as soon as possible" or that "an engineer has been called" when in reality fuck all is being done. there was just such a notice on the door of one of only two traps in the men's toilets at sainsbury's in hazel grove for months last year, it having been out of order since at least last may. the notice has since been taken down but the last time i went in it was still out of order.