Phrases you hate

corky1970 said:
Finale v( fin arl ay)

not fucking FINAL , the braindeads over the pond do " finale" all the time.its a final you cunts,your not french.SPEAK ENGLISH
ITS FINAL!!!

Finale means something slightly different from final though. I usually only hear them use finale to describe the end of a "season" of a TV programme and final wouldn't really work in that context. "The Sopranos end of season final" would sound odd.
 
To continue the "pan fried" moan... any "Chef-y" language in general. That fat **** Martin has really got into it over the last two years. It almost has its own sort of twatty language now.

"I'm just going to seal this off. Then fry off the onions. Then cook off the eggs."
What? You're going to make them all "off"? You're simply sealing, frying, and cooking, when did "off" come into it?

And they all call each other chef every second sentence.
"Can you pass me the oil please chef?" "No problem chef". "Thanks chef".

Chef is a french term, for Chief. Head of the kitchen. If you're not an underling, stop using the phrase and stop being cunts, we know what you do. Radio DJ's don't keep referring to each other as "DJ". Bus drivers don't call their mates "driver".
 
Lucky Toma said:
Another 'chef-fy' term that bugs me is 'In with the...'

As in 'And now you go in with the shallots' for example.

Pretentious knobs.

And I've remembered another pretentious chef-y one.

Gary Rhodes is the worst for it....
"I'm just going to literally drizzle this vinegar on"
"I'm literally just laying that potato on the top of the fish"
"I'm literally going to build this salad into a little tower"

Why the need for literally? Are you related to Jamie Redknapp? You spiky haired smarm-cock.
 
Mugatu said:
Lucky Toma said:
Another 'chef-fy' term that bugs me is 'In with the...'

As in 'And now you go in with the shallots' for example.

Pretentious knobs.

And I've remembered another pretentious chef-y one.

Gary Rhodes is the worst for it....
"I'm just going to literally drizzle this vinegar on"
"I'm literally just laying that potato on the top of the fish"
"I'm literally going to build this salad into a little tower"

Why the need for literally? Are you related to Jamie Redknapp? You spiky haired smarm-cock.

As a southern rag, he pisses me off before he even opens his trap!
 

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