Pickpockets

[Blue Mist]

When I put this on I thought I was helping by letting people know there were gangs of thieves operating around West Ham football stadium but a lot of smart arses seem to be taking it lightly. One day you WILL become a victim of crime. Oh I do hope it's a Pickpocket.

West Ham = London
London = Fagin
And you know what that means.....
In this life one thing counts
In the bank large amounts
I'm afraid these don't grow on trees
Yer got to pick a pocket or two

 

[asahartford1]

Is having a plastic bag in your pocket a thing these days?

They are a bag for life.

 

[Mifred]

They are a bag for life.

That,like my post has already been recycled

 

[LongsightM13]

Happens everywhere these days.

I usually wear jeans and have my phone and wallet in my front pockets where it would be more difficult for someone to remove them without me knowing they are doing it. Anything else I'll put in a zipped pocket in my jacket which are at the front.

It beggars belief how many people you see with £500 phones hanging out of their arse pockets.

Mate of mine was on a supporters coach to Wembley a couple of seasons ago, Denton or Ashton way, and some scrotes on there were trying to rob wallets and phones when fellow blues went for a piss in the services. All kicked off

 

[1961_vintage]

wash your keyboard

It's a plastics bag. A bag for plastics.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Mate of mine was on a supporters coach to Wembley a couple of seasons ago, Denton or Ashton way, and some scrotes on there were trying to rob wallets and phones when fellow blues went for a piss in the services. All kicked off

I hope they got proper battered?

 

[LongsightM13]

I hope they got proper battered?

I think some street justice might have been administered

 

[lazerblue]

only a plastic would start this thread

 

[Octavian]

Someone pickpocketed you for a plastic shopping bag? I am either being Clarkied, this is a parody thread or you need to lay off the weed

I’ve been laughing at this post all day.

 

[mancityvstoke]

On a serious note at Maine Road this happened a lot ….. especially at the end of a match outside the Kippax ….. kids would bang into you dipping you as they bump into you in crowds


Bet they made a mint.