Pickpockets

[1961_vintage]

On getting outside something was missing from my back pocket. Luckily it was only a plastic shopping bag

It wasn't this was it?

 

[mancityvstoke]

It wasn't this was it?

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wash your keyboard

 

[Barcon]

Full of Charlie

More likely a half eaten cheese buttie and a pair of bicycle clips.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Just noticed that some were probably stood in the toilets all game. Went for a piss fifteen minutes after kick off and ten mins in to the second half. There were loads just milling in there, what they were up to heaven knows

Nailing beak.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

I thought my jokes were bad. Actually, scrub that. My jokes ARE bad. But I'm a novice compared to some on here.

They should be banned, ban the mall!

 

[berryblue]

When I put this on I thought I was helping by letting people know there were gangs of thieves operating around West Ham football stadium but a lot of smart arses seem to be taking it lightly. One day you WILL become a victim of crime. Oh I do hope it's a Pickpocket.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Not pick-pockets but remember when you had to pay those lads £1 to "watch your car" back at maine road? and if you didn't pay them yourr car was either smashed or missing.

Mad times haha! Wonder what they'd charge these days...

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

When I put this on I thought I was helping by letting people know there were gangs of thieves operating around West Ham football stadium but a lot of smart arses seem to be taking it lightly. One day you WILL become a victim of crime. Oh I do hope it's a Pickpocket.

Happens everywhere these days.

I usually wear jeans and have my phone and wallet in my front pockets where it would be more difficult for someone to remove them without me knowing they are doing it. Anything else I'll put in a zipped pocket in my jacket which are at the front.

It beggars belief how many people you see with £500 phones hanging out of their arse pockets.

 

[Summerbuzz]

Oh I do hope it's a Pickpocket.

I thought you were angry at them, but now you're wishing them success? Who's side are you really on?

 

[Col12]

Not pick-pockets but remember when you had to pay those lads £1 to "watch your car" back at maine road? and if you didn't pay them yourr car was either smashed or missing.

Mad times haha! Wonder what they'd charge these days...

Have they hone cashless as well?