Pixie lott

[MadchesterCity]

after using google to find out about what a turkey slap is, i can confirm that i'd attempt do issue one to pixie myself.

She might reciprocate with a teabag!

a golden teabag?

 

[bammy blue]

what about the angry pirate which involves you ejaculating in your partner's eye then kicking her in the shin.. This should result in her hopping around on one leg, with one eye closed, yelling "Aargh!"

ha a put that on the thread how to really piss your girlfriend off last night! it got pulled for some reason though!!

 

[Barcon]

what about the angry pirate which involves you ejaculating in your partner's eye then kicking her in the shin.. This should result in her hopping around on one leg, with one eye closed, yelling "Aargh!"

ha a put that on the thread how to really piss your girlfriend off last night! it got pulled for some reason though!!

Incorrect, think about it, the spunk has to be coming out her nose.
Anyhoo, never heard of her but I'd give her a Cleveland steamer.

 

[only1paulsimpson]

think she is stunning,would do her every day of the week,...and twice on sunday! ;-)

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

ha a put that on the thread how to really piss your girlfriend off last night! it got pulled for some reason though!!

Incorrect, think about it, the spunk has to be coming out her nose.
Anyhoo, never heard of her but I'd give her a Cleveland steamer.

As long as she doesn't respond with an Alaskan Pipeline. Yikes.

 

[BlueinCumbria]

Mamba - send me your address mate as your pictures have ensured a massive dry cleaning bill for the amount of jizz i have just teased out of my mammoth cock

 

[Cellarite]

Incorrect, think about it, the spunk has to be coming out her nose.
Anyhoo, never heard of her but I'd give her a Cleveland steamer.

As long as she doesn't respond with an Alaskan Pipeline. Yikes.

just googled both of these terms. may i say they are both just wrong.

 

[mcfc_brazil]

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Bang Tidy! Any day!

 

[Freestyler]

proper cutie.

 

[BELLENDER]

Most blokes i know would shag a barbers floor and thats without the bear
goggles on.
As for Pixie, would i!!!!!
I wonder what her mam looks like?