Pjs...

A liberal application of goose fat to the torso and upper thighs is sufficient to keep out any late spring chills for most young British buckeroos and has the added bonus of giving one an aromatic edge over effete 'male fragrance' wearers in cornering ladies who are slower at running than oneself.
 
only three types of person wear these ghastly things

drug dealers/ zem bitcheeees

people awaiting death row..... in one of our great hospitals

john major wannabes..... i know these ones are sick!!!! ;)
 
I just love my pj's, only for lounging around the house in though, and all my crazy Fuzzy feet slippers. (No that isn't where my name has come from)

I noticed Nigel De Jong has Fuzzy feet slippers in his house too! Those big yellow ducks he made that guy where as soon as he stepped in his house.
 
sweynforkbeard said:
A liberal application of goose fat to the torso and upper thighs is sufficient to keep out any late spring chills for most young British buckeroos and has the added bonus of giving one an aromatic edge over effete 'male fragrance' wearers in cornering ladies who are slower at running than oneself.
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Not only insulation but a rather handy supply of natural lube too. In my experience the ones that I can outrun and corner tend to be a bit dry and need a little help in the fanny batter dept.
 
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