PL charge City for alleged breaches of financial rules

[Zabaleta5]

Very close to perfect but a fried slice and flat field mushroom would be my preference

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Bin the mushroom, and the breakfast is perfect

 

[mad4city]

Perfect fry up for me is three ’thins’ Lashford’s sausages (fried), two rashers of plain back bacon (grilled, well done) two fried Burford Browns, One slice of Bury black pudding, fried. Tomato, mushroom, grilled; and Heinz beans fried in the residual fat, which should originate from lard. One hash brown, assuming it’s crispy enough, although that’s the least important constituent part.

Brown sourdough with Jersey butter.

Heinz ketchup and HP sauce.

"I am the egg, man."
"You are the egg, man."
"I am the walrus."
- the Beatles, splitting their breakfast bill.

 

[Lord Blue]

My mole has informed me that they are up to charge 89 ,but they have had to send the typewriter away for repairs.
The latest info is that it should be back in the office,mid November and then they will crash on with the report.

i heard that they'd run out of tipex

 

[halfcenturyup]

Typewriter? What century are you in? My information is that there's a world shortage of quills and papyrus which is holding things up.

It's what happens when you let lawyers loose on anything. Accountants would have had all this finished off months ago.

 

[carlosthejackal]

Posh ****.

Less of the posh please

 

[M18CTID]

What about an omelette alternative? Mixed with some peppers, diced chorizo, mushrooms and a dash of salt and pepper - with the tiniest hint of Tabasco. Eggs at their very best, imo.

Yep, that works for me

 

[johnevans]

Typewriter? What century are you in? My information is that there's a world shortage of quills and papyrus which is holding things up.

'A quills shortage'?! Brilliant! You took me back to student days and reading Shakespeare:

"I could a tale unfold whose lightest word/
Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood,/ Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres,/ Thy knotted and combined locks to part,/ And each particular hair to stand on end/ Like quills upon the fretful porcupine.." (Hamlet's Father's Ghost)

Mind, given the jeopardy that the Red Cartel twunts have been trying to foist upon us ever since 2008 (and particularly since 2017 or thereabouts), I think that Hamlet's Old Man was probably pretty much spot on..!

 

[Master-Lotus]

Day after the Villa game, I'm calling it.

 

[Newman Noggs]

A tablet, was recently discovered in the Valley of the Kings..



Apparently, it ttanslates as: "I swear unto Ra, a prophet close to the pharisees told me that a decision is imminent"

 

[citizen_maine]

A tablet, was recently discovered in the Valley of the Kings..

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Apparently, it ttanslates as: "I swear unto Ra, a prophet close to the pharisees told me that a decision is imminent"

I thought it was just the ingredients list for a good fry up

 

[pudge]

Nothing? That can't be right

 

[Bald fraud]

Think they’re waiting for WW3 to start as a distraction. They’ll probably blame us for that aswell!

 

[manimanc]

Anybody notice that Pep doesn't seem to get asked about the 115 from the morons in the media anymore.
Have they been gagged or are they like us and can't be arsed anymore.

 

[theholysmurf]

Wtf has happened to this thread. Was looking for some inspiration for breakfast and nothing for two pages!
Don’t know if I can face corn flakes again.

Blatant Lunch FC fan

 

[Eric Hitchmough]

Anybody notice that Pep doesn't seem to get asked about the 115 from the morons in the media anymore.
Have they been gagged or are they like us and can't be arsed anymore.

Apart from a few obsessives (Harris, Delooney, Spitty) I think even the wankers in the media are genuinely bored of it.

In February it will be 3 years since the charges were brought. That’s fucking mental.

 

[Pablo ZZZ Peroni]

Apart from a few obsessives (Harris, Delooney, Spitty) I think even the wankers in the media are genuinely bored of it.

In February it will be 3 years since the charges were brought. That’s fucking mental.

The Der Spiegel leaks,the catalyst to this shit, were nearly 7 years ago in early November 2018. The PL started thier investigation shortly after culminating in the charges in feb 23.

Who'd have thought that the UEFA case culminating in CAS in 2020 was relatively like lightning.

 

[Centurions]

Nothing? That can't be right

I'd actually forgotten to check this thread given the NS announcement :)

 

[MillionMilesAway]

I thought it was just the ingredients list for a good fry up

Can't beat a nice bit of fried ibis.

 

[chesterbells]

I'd actually forgotten to check this thread given the NS announcement :)

NS announcement?
No sausages with breakfast?

 

[Coatigan]