Planning a real CITY welcome for shrek on April 28

[Ardwick AFC]

The only way to hurt a footballer, is to hammer them on the field of play. Everything outside of the white lines is a circus.

Nowt wrong with a bit of sport though eh !

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

I think the pube-headed twat will get another public humiliation on the pitch if we have a proper ref next time.

 

[whothefisAlice]

Just a heavy dose of the 'Colleen shagging Shrek but thinking of Balotelli' song will suffice I'd say. That and another hammering. No red cards, full squad, no nothing, just a full on battering that win's us the league. That will be a welcome.

 

[MCC]

He`s fat, he`s scouse, on his head is a dead mouse, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney....

 

[FeedTheGoat10]

We all turn up wearing Shrek masks?

Must admit someone has said this before,think they said they were 50p or a £1..

Can you imagine if the whole stadium wore them.

I reckon Balotelli would fund them.

 

[SuperYaya]

Probably impossible to humiliate him because he's already the lowest of the low.

Absolute vermin, that lad. I'd be embarrassed to have him on my team.

 

[bernabias home shirt]

We all turn up wearing Shrek masks?

Must admit someone has said this before,think they said they were 50p or a £1..

Can you imagine if the whole stadium wore them.

I reckon Balotelli would fund them.

You know what your probably right.

 

[mancityscot]

Sniper situated in gantry at east stand level 3. Should do the trick

 

[dobingsdobber]

I think we should Ll put heads together to plan a real welcome party for shrek the wigged cheat. Humiliate the fool well and truly so any suggestions?

Right Kev,here's the plan.You and me run on the pitch and head for spudhead,you bend down behind him,I push him over,then we pull his kecks down and set his arse-hairs on fire.Is that a plan or wot?

 

[BlueRiz]

We all turn up wearing Shrek masks?

Loving it!!