Planning a real CITY welcome for shrek on April 28

[bringer678]

I think we should Ll put heads together to plan a real welcome party for shrek the wigged cheat. Humiliate the fool well and truly so any suggestions?

Suggest we do nothing but back City team

Rooney is a player who plays better when he's pumped up.

He gets does something stupid and gets sent off when he's pumped up.

 

[Bojinov The Bull]

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[oakiecokie]

I think we should Ll put heads together to plan a real welcome party for shrek the wigged cheat. Humiliate the fool well and truly so any suggestions?

Right Kev,here's the plan.You and me run on the pitch and head for spudhead,you bend down behind him,I push him over,then we pull his kecks down and set his arse-hairs on fire.Is that a plan or wot?

Sorry Baldrick but your cunning plan is doomed to fail.
Rooney had his hair transplant taken from his hairy arse !!

 

[TCIB]

I thought this was where the donor hair came from ?

 

[gillymcfc]

Rack the points up from now till then and make them give guard of honour to us
Then wipe the floor with them

 

[MAXXI]

 

[Groke]

shrek masks & carpet offcuts - unless you have a pubic weave available

 

[Stoned Rose]

1. To be so far in front in the table that they/no one can catch us

2. Beat them

3. Every one of us in Shrek masks all holding up 'red cards'

:)

 

[the_corkys]

first off we need old lady wigs, zimmerframe or walking sticks...with a banner reading " remember us big boy, loved the everton thong, top night...text me....Granny x "

and we all sing this to the tune of "this is how it feels"

this how it feels to be rooney
this how it feels to be bald
this how it feels with your head full of pubes from your balls

 

[BlueTony]

Sniper situated in gantry at east stand level 3. Should do the trick

Now that sounds like a plan!