Player of the match

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I think there was just one afternoon in the 1950s where there were officially no wars on. I think the last time that happened before that was 2295 BCE

Did that coincide with the news bulletin of around the same time where they said there was no news to report?

 

[Kinkybyname]

see what I mean about meaningless semantics?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

special military operation, please

Potato; potato.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

see what I mean about meaningless semantics?

Thing is, nobody would get worked up by that.

Changing man to player though?

 

[Kinkybyname]

Thing is, nobody would get worked up by that.

Changing man to player though?

I am very definitely... odd

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I am very definitely... odd

The change does stop Pep being able to win the award if he ever made subs to change a game!

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Germaine Greer is moist as fek at this win for equality

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Germaine Greer is moist as fek at this win for equality

Think she dried out years ago.

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Think she dried out years ago.

She is the new face of Vaseline, mate

The slogan is ‘when the pitch is dry, peer like Greer and the clit will slip like Stevie G’

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

She is the new face of Vaseline, mate

The slogan is ‘when the pitch is dry, peer like Greer and the clit will slip like Stevie G’

Some nice mental images for people there.

Will she be played by Miriam Margolyes in the advert?