Player you'd like us to sign for non-football reasons?

[sir baconface]

What position?

 

[salfordblues]

What position?

Whichever Mario decides!

 

[Claytop]

What position?

Any, she'd be good in them all.. oh you meant football position?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Chris Smalling, so we could see how many Rags commit ritual suicide when he is welcomed to Manchester and how many of those who don't, reckon we have the finest back four player in the Universe!

 

[BlairMCFC]

Heskey

 

[sir baconface]

What position?

Any, she'd be good in them all.. oh you meant football position?

Who mentioned football? But now you mention it, maybe part of a flat-back threesome.

 

[Oystercatcher28]

Alan

There's only one Alan. Or two. or three.

 

[southstander93]

Nigel De Jong - Top personality in the dressing room, and a top lad all round!

 

[msl]

Oh Bum Suk - South Korean full back.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Rachel Yankey.

Over a 100 England caps and very attractive.