Players Funding Coach Travel to FA Cup Final

I hope this is a Clarkie. If not do fuck off.

Fuck off yourself dickhead.

All season I arrange travel up and down the country as do others. This token gesture is pain in the arse, we now lose custom which in turn makes it more expensive for the rest of us.

For what exactly so 1200 happy clappers can get a free trip and probably for half of them it is only their second or third away game of the season.

The club could subsidise all tickets no problem. A £10 a ticket is only £280k.

Its PR only.
 
Loose change for these players and the ‘club’ will be funding rather than deducting from players’ pay
 
Amazing gesture but be careful which coach you get.

Mendy's will break down every few miles. David Silva's will crawl down at 20mph. Bernardo's will do about 500 miles on the way. Otamendi's will bump into the other coaches. Jesus's will do most of the journey on the offside of the motorway. Walker's will speed down at 100mph but forget to stop at Wembley and end up in Brighton.

Sane's will leave the depot about 5 minutes before kick-off. Stones' won't even leave at all. And god help anyone trying to overtake Fernandinho's.

Amongst your finest work.
 

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