Police can't be bothered

Call that a search ppfftt, you should have gone through Checkpoint Charlie Berlin early 80s. 6ft blonde Amazon like women soldiers and police would select a poor individual out of your group strip you near naked and examine every hole and wrinkle on your body all the time laughing at your out of condition flabby white English body, Schwinehunds
 
You sound surprised at the inept performance of the police that you witnessed.

Can't and won't go into detail, but we have a very serious investigation going on here, and what started out full of promise and optimism on their part about getting a result, it's now clear they are fizzling out that early enthusiasm and that it was all done as a ploy to keep us quiet. Complain letter is already drafted if and when the expected 'we've found nothing' phone call comes, despite me having already seen the evidence which, in my eyes, is enough to send the **** in question down for some time. I have that feeling in my gut of the inevitable. The entire thing from the start has been a complete joke and whilst I can't say anything about the incident, what I can say is that based on what I have seen and how things were handled from the very beginning, I expect what happened here to happen again and again, because that particular department displayed some of the most inept work i've ever seen anywhere in my life to date, and it's scary as fuck to think what they let slip by.
 
blue underpants said:
Call that a search ppfftt, you should have gone through Checkpoint Charlie Berlin early 80s. 6ft blonde Amazon like women soldiers and police would select a poor individual out of your group strip you near naked and examine every hole and wrinkle on your body all the time laughing at your out of condition flabby white English body, Schwinehunds


Still raw brother ? im feeling your pain.
 
bennyblue said:
blue underpants said:
Call that a search ppfftt, you should have gone through Checkpoint Charlie Berlin early 80s. 6ft blonde Amazon like women soldiers and police would select a poor individual out of your group strip you near naked and examine every hole and wrinkle on your body all the time laughing at your out of condition flabby white English body, Schwinehunds


Still raw brother ? im feeling your pain.
It wasnt me thank fuck it was our unfortunate VW Camper Van driver, they just nicked my 3 day old Daily Mirror and branded it ''western propaganda'' not fit to be allowed into the great East German workers paradise
 
When I was younger me and my mates were regularly pulled by the cops for nothing. I suppose a group of 5 lads in hoodies wondering around at 2 a.m will raise a few suspicions. Although we lived in a small town, every bastard knew us and if we did cause trouble it wasn't on our own doorsteps
 
BoyBlue_1985 said:
When I was younger me and my mates were regularly pulled by the cops for nothing. I suppose a group of 5 lads in hoodies wondering around at 2 a.m will raise a few suspicions. Although we lived in a small town, every bastard knew us and if we did cause trouble it wasn't on our own doorsteps

Looking back then do you agree you were right to be stopped?
 
mancitymick said:
BoyBlue_1985 said:
When I was younger me and my mates were regularly pulled by the cops for nothing. I suppose a group of 5 lads in hoodies wondering around at 2 a.m will raise a few suspicions. Although we lived in a small town, every bastard knew us and if we did cause trouble it wasn't on our own doorsteps

Looking back then do you agree you were right to be stopped?

Im not sure. They never used to search us. Would talk to us, ask why we out so late. Maybe looking back they were just making sure we were all okay

However when I used to visit my step brother in London they had a midnight curfew and the police were like fucking Nazi's once that clock struck even if you were walking home. Stop searched, battoned, cuffed I had the lot down there for fuck all. We started running away just for the thrill of the chase
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
My wife was in the local supermarket last night and the local plod (I clearly live in a town where fuck all happens) was walking around the car park and objected to my City ''car scarf'' and ''Champions 12'' and ''16 Aguero'' mini shirts all hung in the rear window.

Apparently they were deemed to be ''blocking the rear view'', so she took then down.
I put them back up this morning.

FUCK DA POLICE

What do they do with van drivers who have no rear window?
 
i don't see how the copper 'couldn't be bothered? He stopped and searched them and probably told them to fuck off home. What's wrong with that? Or do these big fancy tellys fit down keks now
 
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader said:
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
My wife was in the local supermarket last night and the local plod (I clearly live in a town where fuck all happens) was walking around the car park and objected to my City ''car scarf'' and ''Champions 12'' and ''16 Aguero'' mini shirts all hung in the rear window.

Apparently they were deemed to be ''blocking the rear view'', so she took then down.
I put them back up this morning.

FUCK DA POLICE

What do they do with van drivers who have no rear window?
Smash their back doors in:)
 

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